Clare Fonda Spanking

 Damn, you look fine Miss Wren! Enjoy her on Spanked Sweeties

Regarding our content that is currently running, there’s a lovely new spankee on the scene and her name suits her. Isobel Wren is a pretty young bird who was spanked growing up and I was more than happy to be mumsy to this one.  The Cameraman got his licks in a well with a belting on her bottom.  We also have brand new Abigail Whittaker and Ashli Orion M/f on Roommate as they go over that dirty devil Mr. Ford’s knee.  Katie Angel makes her Call Girls debut. You may remember she was a brunette Spanked Sweetie from a few motnhs back who went thru torrid spankings from Mom.  It was fun to spank a girl and curse like, well- her mom!  What a mouth on that broad.  All this and Mothers and Daughters 09 is moving right along on Girl Spanks Girl with Sarah Gregory about to dismount and let poor Amy Hunter have a go in the hot seat.  It’s rabid, it’s raucous and I’m tired but I will say it’s probably the best time in a long time to sign up for Clare Fonda Pass and customize your 3, 4 or 5 site package.  

Working hard like this leaves me little time to hang out with my friends but I am off out to a pay per view boxing party tonight and then for a get together at the lovely Paris Kennedy’s house.  At the moment I am hanging on to my spanko pals for dear life as I wrote an article for Spanking.com detailing what I would like to do to my vanilla freelaoding buddies.  I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief though as none of them read that blog- just me getting my rocks off.  Even Clare Fonda has to come sometime. 

 Mr. Ford gets his hands on Abi and Ashli on Roommate

Lana close crops Kailee and Madison now on Roommate. 

Lana said she will come out and visit The Cameraman and I tomorrow at my new place.  Lana does look fetching in green so what a perfect person to spend Earth Day with.  I think we will take her to this fun restaurant out here and get her drunk.  I am on a new drinking restriction where I can only have one cocktail when I am out at night if I am driving home so it may be the perfect time to take advantage of The Cameraman’s Prius - on Earth Day, of course. 

I saw the movie Observe and Report last night and loved it.  It’s very dark and absolutely hilarious. One time I thought they were going to whack a dude on the ass with a skateboard but they hit him in the head instead so no spanking but plenty of other great goodies in the flick.  I’d like Seth Rogan to spank me as well.  I should add him on my list in the Spanking.com. 

Anyway, back to riding out this Valley Heatwave.  Not such a bad one, the worst is yet to come.  Mothers and Daughters 09 will be delivered by The Cameraman tomorrow and as well as Sarah Gregory of the States we have Brit Babes Miss Andi and Amy Hunter .  I can’t wait to see this one on Girl Spanks Girl.com.  It has a good dose of camp and the spankings are hard.  If you like hard spanking it’s a great time to sign up for the whole package at Clare Fonda Pass.

Does this blue eye shadow make me look like a hooker? 

As promised, here is a picture of Chloe Elise on her Call Girls shoot from last week.  This content will not be seen until March at the earliest but what the hell-it’s a lovely picture! It’s very rainy in Los Angeles now. I just ate a chocolate covered banana from Trader Joe’s which is pretty good comfort food.  As every model who spends any time with me sees I have my food addictions- I just try to keep them healthy.  Roebeks has been a great friend to me this past year or so.  They opened a lot of their juice bars in the Valley and I love the green Tea Sensation which I have with soy milk and soy sorbet. Not only is soy milk easy to digest it made my tits get bigger.  It has been upsetting how the Roebek’s down the street has run out of not only soy but also green tea, and this is not the first time.  I am going to have to take my act to the Jamba Juice on Ventura Boulevard and I wil let you know how thier green tea drink works for me.  I will miss Robek’s, miss the way they said “The same?” everytime I went in, how they told me I was pretty and how they respected my tips and made the drinks lickity split, but I feel like I am in an abusive relationship and it is time to move on.  Chloe Elise was the last model I treated to Roebeks, bring on the Jamba Juice junkies. 

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Ooooh, Fancy! 

The Cameraman and I were talking about what equipment we need for the new year and we began discussing WMV vs. RM files.  What do people really want to watch?  Our site My Spanking Roommate is in Hi Def so we went with WMVs because it was vetter with the conversion process; however, we use RM’s for the other four sites.  We saw that Real Spankings used RMs when our paysites were getting up to speed so we went with RMs and they have been pretty easy to work with on our end but WMVs seem to be what most sites are using now, especially mainstream hardcore.  We plan to start offering both for a bit while we find out what people really want.  I don’t ask for comments very often but woudl be curious to knwo how viewers feel and if you don’t care to leave a comment would love to hear from you at clarefonda@aol.com regarding WMV vs. RM… the debate continues.

I hope everyone had great holidays.  It is the Cameraman’s birthday on January 5th so I amtrying to figure out who he is going to get to spank on the shoot we are having that day.  He might get it as well! 

No, VISA, those are not real hookers on the site!

Spanked Call Girls just got approved to take VISA .  We have also worked with CCBill to make sure billing does not say Clare Fonda on it in any way - it simply has our company name which shouldn’t get anyone in trouble -this goes for all our sites.  Call Girls is now part of Clare Fonda Pass and is the site you get on the three site special (Sweeties, Girl Spanks Girl and Call Girls) 

My boyfriend plays baseball for a sportswear company and he tunred me onto the video of a ball player saying he loved to get his ass hammered by a bunch of guys.  He is, of course, talking about the support pro athletes (and I think especially baseball players) give each other with a smack on the ass.  He used to be comfortable with this current craze but afer looking over my shoulder as I work on the sites, he sees spanking in a different way.  He says when guys run up to him now he turns around and guards his ass.  The curse of being Clare Fonda’s dude, spanking has lost its innocence.  

“If I catch you using our credit card for spanking porn again you’re gonna get…HEY WAIT!”

Rosario and Mario Stone on Clare Spanks Men

A new bevvy of red botties in on the horizon but lest we should forget the lovelies of EE2, class of 2007.  From left, Staci Thorn went on the play London Sheraton, our bratty hotel heiress, in a few sexy spoofs on Girl Spanks Girl.   Angelica Black was spanked by mom in Spanked Sweeties and caught the eye of producer Kelly Payne. Addie Juniper was back in a few months to star in our epic Back in the Day with Veronica Daniels (Sold at Shadowlane this year)  Amber Pixie Wells showed me I had it in me to give a vicious hairbrush whacking just for her and Kay Richards was her usual charming brat who ended up back in EE3 due to flunking, as we say in the states. We fell in love with Rosario Stone who hollered in broken English and later worked on My Spanking Roommate , Kaiya Lynn did such a wonderful job her petite Asian buns were bruised for days yet she was a complete trouper over Lana’s lap and Regan Maddox, she showed up late and payed with a bottom that matched her hair.Farewell, 2007.  We look forward to working with you all again.   EE3 starts on GSG today.  This brought to you by CLARE FONDA PASS….. Art by Dave at Cherry Red.

They are saying that there were sounds of breaking glass with today’s earthquake which is probably just some very motivated looter.  The minute things start shaking around here or the Lakers win the tough go looting.  I got to see Chelsea Pfeiffer, Eve Howard and Stephanie Locke yesterday. They were having lunch on Ventura Boulevard and I stalked them, then I got some ticket for an illegal turn.  The cop’s name was Officer Goodyear and I imagine he got teased a lot with that name and now gets revenge.    I have noticed when I check ID’s of some of the girls that they will have a last name that sounds kind of sexual and I am sure they caught hell from boys growing up, and from some of the bitchy girls too.  There was this girl in my high school whose last name was ”Dick” and I think she got so sick of dick she is gay now, or maybe always was depending on what theory you subscribe to.

Some of you were nice enough to ask for a follow up on the pending health inspection of my building.  The announcement that was posted on our mailboxes has been moved so either the health department rescheduled or my landlord pulled some strings.    Either way it doesn’t seem like I am gonna get to watch him get his balls put in a vice anytime soon. 

Something nice that has been going on in my life is getting invloved again with animal resue.  An Aussie Cattle dog mix was hit by a car in front of my apartment a few weeks ago and ended up in the shelter waiting to be put to sleep.  Being shaken up from tha accident he wasn’t presenting very well at the pound so I reached out to an organization called The Mutt Scouts.   I would rather not link to them as they are part of my vanilla life but give them a visit and see their good work.  If you do any kind of rescue you know what a tough time the animals are having with all the foreclosures, between people giving up thier pets and it not being a good financial time to take on a new one- the shelters are overcrowded.   

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