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Lil Anna and Kade on Clare Spanks Men

Lily Anna has started herself a blog and says she is addicted to blogging.  She is a very interesting girl so this should be good.

My friend Alvin is painting my living room for me as I write this.  The walls are brown now and it has kind of a farmhouse look.  That’s what I am going for, a very Childen of the Corn vibe. That works for me.  We shoot again on Thursday and I want the place to look scary homey.  It really is nice to rent a house with some privacy after years of apartment living where you are nervous about offending your neighbors with your footsteps.  I can’t believe no one ever complained about a shoot or some loud sex. I had this neighbor downstairs from me whose boyfriend used to make these really loud and very bitch-like orgasm noises in the middle of the night.  I would hear “Ah, ah ah!”  and I would crack up picturing the scene.  When they broke up she complained he made wierd cum sounds and I had to pretend I had never heard them. She asked me and I lied.  She eventually complained that my boyfriend was walking too loudly and she moved. The next tenent was a stripper who minded her business, but occasionally asked me to watch her kid.  Because of things like this I try hard not to bond with my neighbors. 

Sarah Gregory was in town and she was looking good. I also saw Chelsea Pfeiffer for a few minutes when I went to pick up Sarah from a shoot. We talked about how busy we have been and how we are going to make time for a martini soon, very soon.  I have been going thru hassles on my server and doing taxes but Chelsea was very nice and said “If you are stressed you don’t show it.”  Miss Pfeiffer always looks amazing and I am looking forward to our drink.

I got a call from where I grew up in Florida that my best friend from high school had passed away Sunday.   He was the first person I ever got high with, my prom date two years in a row and my first kiss . (He was gay but he wanted to show me how to kiss well- like a man.)  We used to design our own clothes and he bleached my hair white.  We partied every day and on weekends danced our asses off at the gay bars in Ft. Lauderdale. It was the 80’s and I had a fake ID, plus you could always get into a gay bar with a cute guy.  He was so proud of me.  One of the last times we talked a few years ago I told him “I’m a dominatrix” and he said “Of course you are.”  He loved what I did and felt partly responsible as we grew up wild, scaring the hell out of my parents. He went out surrounded by great friends and was extremely active up until the end, singing in a Baptist choir.  I don’t know enough about what went in in the last few years of his life but from gathering bits and pieces I have no doubt he made so many people laugh, and in high school I felt like his princess.  Once we went to college and he got a serious boyfriend (Yeah, not me) I stopped doing so many things we did. No more sunbathing in baby oil eating Mc Donald’s Ice cream cones, no more shoplifting, and no more crack (I only tried it once)  It was time to grow up, kiss a straight guy and remember someone who stood up for the gay kids that were having a hard time in high school, or at least told them which bars to check out. I’ll miss living in the same world.  I was so lucky to have him shine his light on me.

A few people have asked about the last shoot we did with Lana and the young lady she brought us.  Desiree will make her debut in Back to School by then end of the year on Girl Spanks Girl and here are a few pictures. She reminds me of Laura Linney. Good looking out, Lana. 

 ”When will my bottom be on the internet, Miss Lana?”  “Not until December. Please be patient.” 

 Damn, you look fine Miss Wren! Enjoy her on Spanked Sweeties

Regarding our content that is currently running, there’s a lovely new spankee on the scene and her name suits her. Isobel Wren is a pretty young bird who was spanked growing up and I was more than happy to be mumsy to this one.  The Cameraman got his licks in a well with a belting on her bottom.  We also have brand new Abigail Whittaker and Ashli Orion M/f on Roommate as they go over that dirty devil Mr. Ford’s knee.  Katie Angel makes her Call Girls debut. You may remember she was a brunette Spanked Sweetie from a few motnhs back who went thru torrid spankings from Mom.  It was fun to spank a girl and curse like, well- her mom!  What a mouth on that broad.  All this and Mothers and Daughters 09 is moving right along on Girl Spanks Girl with Sarah Gregory about to dismount and let poor Amy Hunter have a go in the hot seat.  It’s rabid, it’s raucous and I’m tired but I will say it’s probably the best time in a long time to sign up for Clare Fonda Pass and customize your 3, 4 or 5 site package.  

Working hard like this leaves me little time to hang out with my friends but I am off out to a pay per view boxing party tonight and then for a get together at the lovely Paris Kennedy’s house.  At the moment I am hanging on to my spanko pals for dear life as I wrote an article for Spanking.com detailing what I would like to do to my vanilla freelaoding buddies.  I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief though as none of them read that blog- just me getting my rocks off.  Even Clare Fonda has to come sometime. 

 Mr. Ford gets his hands on Abi and Ashli on Roommate

Does this blue eye shadow make me look like a hooker? 

As promised, here is a picture of Chloe Elise on her Call Girls shoot from last week.  This content will not be seen until March at the earliest but what the hell-it’s a lovely picture! It’s very rainy in Los Angeles now. I just ate a chocolate covered banana from Trader Joe’s which is pretty good comfort food.  As every model who spends any time with me sees I have my food addictions- I just try to keep them healthy.  Roebeks has been a great friend to me this past year or so.  They opened a lot of their juice bars in the Valley and I love the green Tea Sensation which I have with soy milk and soy sorbet. Not only is soy milk easy to digest it made my tits get bigger.  It has been upsetting how the Roebek’s down the street has run out of not only soy but also green tea, and this is not the first time.  I am going to have to take my act to the Jamba Juice on Ventura Boulevard and I wil let you know how thier green tea drink works for me.  I will miss Robek’s, miss the way they said “The same?” everytime I went in, how they told me I was pretty and how they respected my tips and made the drinks lickity split, but I feel like I am in an abusive relationship and it is time to move on.  Chloe Elise was the last model I treated to Roebeks, bring on the Jamba Juice junkies. 

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Due to popular demand, My Spanking Roommate has revamped its story line to include more M/f spanking.  After our scenes with Danny Chrighton were so popular last year, we decided to shoot some more boy/girl spanking scenes for Roommate, the first of which appears next week with James Mitchell and Sarah Faye, but do not worry F/f devotees of the site, men spanking women represents only 20% of the total content.  We hope that is a mix that works for most -of course we know we can’t please all. Madison Martin has the bum that takes the man hands and she suffers so beautifully, of course she learns lessons from Mistress Gemini, Lana and other top ladies as well this year. Yes- My Spanking Roommate will be one year old on Valentine’s Day- how romantic. It means there is a hell of a lot of new content these days.

I followed the Boy George case in England in which he was convicted of assault or at least attempted assualt of a male escort, and while I am appalled by the non consensual aspect of what George considered a “session” I was intrigued to see that he had wanted to spank this male model.  I always knew George was a top and lets hope he can keep that up in prison.  I had a crush on Boy George in high school and if he hadn’t been so clearly not into girls, I might have fantasized about him spanking me in a smug way. Although I never considered George “in drag” I wonder if fans of F/f would consider a transvestite to be an effective top.  Just asking - as we do have some beautiful trannies out here in LA who could probably give a mean spanking. 

Anyway, sorry to have been away from my blog for so long it is good to be back.  I’ll post a lovely pic of Chloe Elise from her shoot last week but for now I must go sleep with Prince Ambien.

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The Cameraman and I are confirmed to go to the Shadowlane Spanking Convention March 6-8 at the Gold Coast.  This should be good times.  I hope everyone is having a nice weekend. I am actually home working on a writing project and decided to post this picture of Alanah Rae .  It isn’t from her upcoming footage on Sweeties but just for some web design stuff so we may not be using this picture and I thought some of her fans may want to save it.   She looks very cute in her pink shorts and shirt.  You may have noticed she has had a boob job but it is a very nice one and she has the right body to carry large breasts.   A lot of guys may be crying right now but for some of you Alanah busting out of her shirt is a dream come true.  Actually that would be a good scene, a daughter comes home with her t-shirt all wet, obviously having participated in a contest at the local bar.   We know what happens next. Not an original script. Let’s hope my writing project goes better tonight.   

 Does this dog make my boobs look big?

The Professional Student with Lana and Amelia Jane Rutherford will be the next long video on GSG 

I bet quite a few people had thought about this match up besides me.  It was only a matter of time before Lana met Amelia, and boy did she like her.  It is also fun to hear Amelia with her English accent saying”All right, Lah-ner. I understand, Lah-ner.”  This video is being edited now so I got to hear it all day and I daresay will be up on Girl Spanks Girl within two weeks. It is called The Professional Student and is bound to be over an hour long.  Speaking of things I have promised and not delivered, the Kissy Capri interview and spanking will be up on Sweeties in just a couple of days.  Sorry to have kept everyone waiting with this.  Since Kissy is so adorable I have dangled her in front of you like a little blond carrot but she is almost ready to go.

I was at the Whole Foods Supermarket this morning. This is a US chain, maybe just on the West Coast that specializes in healthy foods, organically grown veggies, etc., but high end labels so you get a lot of executive women shopping for groceries, very fem dom looking with heels and hose before noon.  Since I work from home I was in sweats and a pajama top so trying to get in and out of there as quickly as possible, atlhough the likelihood of seeing someoone I know is diminished by the fact that most of the Whole Foods’ patrons are members of the work force.  I had to stop and look at a wooden hairbrush by Bass. I have noticed their hair products before and with good reason, the label said since 1979. That’s almost thirty years of spanking.  I liked the size of the brush and it looked like it would hurt just enough for a video shoot but I had to hear how it sounded so I gave a hard whack on my sweatpants, and then looked around to assess the damage. No one had noticed a damn thing.  I have never caused any trouble at all trying out brushes on my butt in a drugstore or grocery store. All I did was embarrass my boyfriend.  The good news though was he found the whack extremely resonant and the Bass brush, for $17.95, will be a much-used prop in my next shoot if not tried out on me even earlier, because I don’t think it is fair to make the girls be spanked with something I haven’t tried myself. 

I promise you Kissy was worth the wait.  Coming this week on Sweeties

 Where are my pretty little models? Did they get scared?

We had a great shoot the other day with four models.  Kylee Reese (EE3), her friend Claire Dames, Rosario Stone (EE2) and her husband, Mario Stone.  Mr. and Mrs. Stone did some wonderful scenes for the upcoming Spanked Call Girls as well as my femme domme site with wifey doing the topping.  Claire was a pleasant surprise she had a little bit of a Maggie Gylenhaal vibe and I promise a Spanked Call Girls Post before I depart for Shadowlane on Friday.  Here’s what we will be bringing to sell at SL by way of DVD’s:

EE3 (83 minutes) - This will be sold by Shadowlane later on this year but if you don’t want to wait we have it now.  Of course we will have EE1 and EE2, selling all three for $50 (I think Brad mentioned he wanted this package) Infact ANY three DVD’s are $50, but  I’m always curious to find out which year of Exclusive Education you like best.

CALL ME FIRST (79 minutes)- Our long domestic drama with Lena Ramon at the helm topping Chloe Elise and Sarah Gregory.  I co spank as “Mom”

Amber Pixie Wells and Kendra Meet Aunt Gwen (48 minutes)  This features a well spanked Pixie, and new spanking model Kendra getting a rectal temp taking. (Not Pixie, sorry!) but some great dynamics in this one as I punish them both.

Spanked Sweeties presents Ashley Edmonds - (46 minutes)This was our first shoot with Ashley who you can currently see in EE3. She tells us vividly how she was spanked my mom and takes several long hand spankings.  She’s a great new spanking starlet who only works for me, so lucky me.

Spanked Sweeties Presents Naomi Cruise with Julie Simone (50 minutes)  Our hottest new bad girl Naomi describes how mom spanked her throughout high school and she and domme Julie play it out. Also has Naomi and I in a bonus buttplug scene. 

Spanked Sweeties Presents Paige Adams (52 minutes)- This blond surfer babe, spanked by mom, was a big hit on Sweeties - a real sasser! We also have a diaper and a rectal temp taking scene as a bonus. 

Erotic Spanking with Kay Richards and Alyssa Dior (33 minutes) The tall and the short of it 6 footer Ayssa has the little Kay OTK and visa versa with some nice G/G lovin’ in the mix.  The plot invloves alcoholics anonymous and special kind of “sponsor” but who cares, LOL.

Girls in Pretty Dresses (38 minutes)  Sarah Gregory, Chloe Elise, Nikki 666 and I switch off dolled up and dressed to the nines.  A good mix of some retro and new footage.

My Spanking Roomate presents Madison Martin, Kay Richards, Harmony, Amy Aveline and Victoria Vonn (30 minutes)- Office and medical sets with some of our hottest new talent from the Roomies site.

My Spanking Roommate presents Madison Martin and Danny Chrighton (27 minutes)  This is a HARD spanking and paddling that Madison took from Shadowlane star Danny plus a bonus called “Madison Needs the Money”  Real tears are cried here. 

I’ll have plenty of older titles as well.  Okay, back to work.

Since my blog is getting rep for talking about nothing but that damn schoolgirl spanking video I decided to divert and print one of my favorite pics from last year, shot by my friend Rick.  He did a great photo shoot of Emily Jane as well, very nice.  Shadowlane is about a week away and of course I will be there. The Cameraman and I will leave LA Friday morning and will be staying at the Suncoast.  I have a boyfriend right now and although it is unlikely he can make the trip up this time, I won’t be playing because he isn’t really used to the way the parties go yet and I don’t want to think of him sitting home imagining what I am getting up to, just as I don’t want him at the party glaring at guys who ask me to play.  It is a new relationship so maybe next time he will be a little more relaxed about everything.  I have never had anything but good experiences with the guys I have played with at Shadowlane but you always hear about one dude who crosses the line and gets ejected, and I am pretty sure vanilla people think there is a huge percentage of spankos like that.  I was actually talking to my boyfriend the other day and he said he used to have a bit of a “thing” for spanking but since he has started to go out with me, he has had to hear so much about it and visualize so many scenarios that are not to his liking that he has gone off it.  When he shot some photos of me it was all I could do to have him smack my ass a few times to get it red.   Maybe the interest will come back in time but for now I think it is a case of a McDonald’s employee of the month being supersized one time too many.  A couple of my gay male friends asked me if I spank him and the answer is “No.” Every time I switch in my personal life I am reminded that i like it- and that is it, so I won’t be getting spanked at Shadowlane but I may be inclined to spank a few bottoms, as it is a well known fact that topping does not lead to cheating as far as I am concerned.  Oh, and I will be drinking and eating and looking to buy some implements so expect Clare Fonda to be taking out her wallet this year- fuck this economy - show me what you got!

A new bevvy of red botties in on the horizon but lest we should forget the lovelies of EE2, class of 2007.  From left, Staci Thorn went on the play London Sheraton, our bratty hotel heiress, in a few sexy spoofs on Girl Spanks Girl.   Angelica Black was spanked by mom in Spanked Sweeties and caught the eye of producer Kelly Payne. Addie Juniper was back in a few months to star in our epic Back in the Day with Veronica Daniels (Sold at Shadowlane this year)  Amber Pixie Wells showed me I had it in me to give a vicious hairbrush whacking just for her and Kay Richards was her usual charming brat who ended up back in EE3 due to flunking, as we say in the states. We fell in love with Rosario Stone who hollered in broken English and later worked on My Spanking Roommate , Kaiya Lynn did such a wonderful job her petite Asian buns were bruised for days yet she was a complete trouper over Lana’s lap and Regan Maddox, she showed up late and payed with a bottom that matched her hair.Farewell, 2007.  We look forward to working with you all again.   EE3 starts on GSG today.  This brought to you by CLARE FONDA PASS….. Art by Dave at Cherry Red.