Clare Fonda Spanking

Lana and Desiree really are on Girl Spanks Girl now in Back to School.

Kat St.James is the newbie on Spanked Call Girls 

After getting myself in a bit of trouble by miscommunicating with the Cameraman as to when Back to School premiered on GSG (yesterday) I am making up for it with fresh material on other sites that is actually running now!  As of yesterday, Sinn Sage is being interviewed and spanked on Sweeties, Katherine St.James is playing a new hooker on Spanked Call Girls, Lily Anna is trying to make me her mommy on Naughty Diaper Girls and Kay Richards can be seen beating the hell out of a man on Clare Spanks Men.  Not to be outdone, Miss Chris and Jenni Mack are on Roommate next week. This is the whole truth and I will put my ass on the line stating it.

It seems Sinn and I bring out some goofy faces in each other on Spanked Sweeties

Mirror, mirror…  My Spanking Roommate.com 

I hope everyone is well I have been hard at work with the sites and obsessing over things which I can’t control.  I am sure you know what I mean.  My friend Chief has some cool clips of mine on www.spankingblogg.com, please enjoy. Also Marc has new interviews on www.spankplace.com. I think the most recent is with Amber Pixie Wells.  You can’t go wrong with her!  That’s the producer in me coming out. See- I try and be cool and turn people onto other blogs especially when I am not keeping mine up as regularly as I should. 

Something has been bugging me lately and I guess I’ll just call it the “one swat.” I have had to deal with a few one swatters lately.  One was my ex who was showing off in front of another guy and whacked me really hard on my upper back. I have a long ass (I can talk about myself in base terms) and he still missed the mark.  Another guy who did not nail the sweet spot lately was  a friend of mine I have known for years who is not into spanking but is competitive enough to do it right on occasion. Another smack to my lower back.  Swatting isn’t spanking and I feel that they are thinking they are contibuting to the lifestyle by laying a misplaced one on me.  Don’t worry -it is not as if they will read this and come after me with a paddle.  It just reminds me so much of the whole “Whose your daddy?” smack during sex.  I always want to say “Someone with better credit than you.” 

Okay I got my bitch out for the night.  Onto a more pleasant topic.  Kay and Madison, the original stars of My Spanking Roommate, have a great scene on there right now. I spank them hard in front of a mirror which is something I love to film.  Also got an email today from the lovely Alicia Panetierre. As well as being a member of the SCONY group she is wonderful on our sites .  She sent me the sweet picture below and I am looking forward to working with her again. She sure can take it hard so I can let the Cameraman have some fun with her. Sometimes with the girls we get from agencies I watch the Cameraman hammer their butts with his heavy paws and I imagine the verbal thrashing I am going to get from their agent.  Hey that is actually a good scene idea next time I want a guy to spank me on camera- the adult actress agent pays Clare a visit because her girls came back from the shoot marked up. Another fun and twisted scene for the next time we have a great male top. Forget the amatuer swats I will leave it to the pros.  

Model Alicia Panetierre

Ahsli Orion is spanked for being a ho ho ho on Roommate 

I don’t celebrate Christmas and I am not sure what the Cameraman’s stance is on it but one thing I do know is he loves to shoot Xmas scenes with Elves getting spanked.  This year is a very good showing with Ashli Orion, Sarah Gregory and Abigail Whittaker getting spanked currently running on Roommate as ’tis the season. 

I have made a big blunder calling the new video on Girl Spanks Girl Aunt Bella as really Snow Mercy plays Cousin Bella to the two girls, but they do call her Aunt Bella, per my direction.  We’re just going to keep the name Aunt Bella - it sounds good. I am awful at figuring out family trees probably as grew up in the US with all extended family in England. I am sure all my aunts and uncles are nice people but I would not know them if I saw them on the street. Maybe this disenfranchised aspect steers one toward producing adult content as there is a certain lack of accountability.  It also saves you lots of hassle at Christmas time!  That’s way more time I can spend being naughty.

sent to the corner for messy hair 

Our revamped My Spanking Roommate is up so please check out the free spanking video showing off quite a few new scenes and characters. Chloe Elise and  Madison Martin are the stars of the current episode and we retooled the website a bit. Still a few modifications to be made on our design but enjoy the free clip. We have 38 episodes on Roommate and we started it Valentine’s Day of 2008 so plenty of content on that site and Chloe’s character evolution is a welcome addition.

I also have a fun interview up on Spank Place with some pics from my freind Alex George. Thank you A.G. and Mark Johnson of Spank Place who runs a really nice interview site. Please check it out.

Okay, I may be going to some cougar party tonight or staying home as many cougars do - paying bills.  I hope we all get to party at some point this weekend. Have a good one… 

We were supposed to release our new footage of Chloe Elise on My Spanking Roommate today but The Cameraman had a nasty computer crash late last week losing about 20 hours of work so we are pushed back til Wednesday.  The first scene is pictured above. Chloe is moving in with Snow Mercy and decides to arrive early. She didn’t know that Snow’s friend Madison is in there making some pudding.  Madison finds it shady that Chloe has just sneaked in and gets her OTK with the pudding spoon.  Everyone seems to be very responsive to the overalls that Chloe is wearing.  I had some myself when I was about her age and then when I started pushing 30 I decided to stop wearing anything baggy. It just doesn’t work for my exhibitionist nature.  My male roommate offered to take them off my hands.  I should have known then that he was gay.  Now he shares a home with the man of his dreams and is in far more of a functional relationship than most of my straight friends.  He’d be about 47 now so I sure hope he got rid of those overalls….ouch.

Chloe is clearly gifted. 

Incase you haven’t read Chloes blog, the news is that she’s our new babe on My Spanking Roommate.  Besides the wonderful Kay Richards and Madison Martin and the other cast members on the spanking soap opera we have fleshed out (heh heh,pervy laugh) the roles of some existing co stars and introduced some new characters.  Chloe had a small role on the site before but is now a major part of things and it will be great to have Miss Chris and Audrey Knight as new tops.  Chloe’s first scene with Madison Martin premieres on Monday, Nov 2.  I’ll also be running some content this Monday of a very vulnerable little Chloe being man spanked on Spanked Call Girls that day so it’s now time for me to shamelessly self promote and say if you love Chloe Elise it’s a great time to join all the sites she’s on with our Clare Fonda Pass.

It has been really nice to see Abigail Whittaker on Spanked Sweeties and it reminds of how well we got along.  Although I am way older than Abi she reminds me of someone I would sneak off and get high with in the school bathroom.  She seems like the type of girl you’d want to be trapped in an elevator with because she has a calming effect and could fit thru any small opening that may lead to rescue.  Anyway, I am sure our paths will cross again sometime and she has a hot scene on Sweeties right now with Sarah Gregory.  Sarah so loves getting spanked and will be at the Crimson Moon party next week.  Please do keep your eye on her!

 Damn, you look fine Miss Wren! Enjoy her on Spanked Sweeties

Regarding our content that is currently running, there’s a lovely new spankee on the scene and her name suits her. Isobel Wren is a pretty young bird who was spanked growing up and I was more than happy to be mumsy to this one.  The Cameraman got his licks in a well with a belting on her bottom.  We also have brand new Abigail Whittaker and Ashli Orion M/f on Roommate as they go over that dirty devil Mr. Ford’s knee.  Katie Angel makes her Call Girls debut. You may remember she was a brunette Spanked Sweetie from a few motnhs back who went thru torrid spankings from Mom.  It was fun to spank a girl and curse like, well- her mom!  What a mouth on that broad.  All this and Mothers and Daughters 09 is moving right along on Girl Spanks Girl with Sarah Gregory about to dismount and let poor Amy Hunter have a go in the hot seat.  It’s rabid, it’s raucous and I’m tired but I will say it’s probably the best time in a long time to sign up for Clare Fonda Pass and customize your 3, 4 or 5 site package.  

Working hard like this leaves me little time to hang out with my friends but I am off out to a pay per view boxing party tonight and then for a get together at the lovely Paris Kennedy’s house.  At the moment I am hanging on to my spanko pals for dear life as I wrote an article for Spanking.com detailing what I would like to do to my vanilla freelaoding buddies.  I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief though as none of them read that blog- just me getting my rocks off.  Even Clare Fonda has to come sometime. 

 Mr. Ford gets his hands on Abi and Ashli on Roommate

Its Hard out here on a pimp! 

 Sunday was out last full day at the spanking convention and of course we were bloody shooting.  I don’t know how I managed to wake up without a hangover Sunday morning I can only think vanity won over and I didn’t want to look too rough on camera.  Jadie Reece of Northern Spanking had bought me a drink Saturday night and I remember thinking “I really shouldn’t have this” but you don’t turn down a drink from Jadie Reece. 

The first shoot Sunday was with Heidi Mayne who I can best describe as Amber Pixie Wells gone bad.  We shot her for Sweeties and Call Girls and she had a great ass that took it well.  Next came Leia-Ann Woods and Danny Chrighton.  Although it was Leia’s last day after shooting for Shadowlane and partying all weekend she was up for two great scenes with Danny, who it was great to see again let alone work with. The first scene was directed by The Camerman for My Spanking Roommate.   Danny has done wonderful work on there with Madison Martin and Leia-Ann played his new girl who was giving him a lot of lip (Leia-Ann was great at this!)  He tamed her with a hard spanking and this will be a great scene for Roomies, as The Cameraman calls it.  (I don’t like the word “roomie” sounds like some bitch who borrows your clothes) Then I directed a scene for Call Girls which was totally up my alley.  When we first started Call Girls I did a scene with Beverly Bacci where she was punished for her lack of loyalty to me and working with a pimp called Dino.  When Danny called and told me he was going to Shadowlane I thought - that’s Dino!  Leia-Ann tries to appease her pimp by offering him her body but he has so many girls to choose from and feels it necessary to teach her a lesson.  Leia-Ann was very submissive in this scene and got thru her punishment from Danny who explained “You know I love you in my own pimp way.”  It was hard not to laugh but apart from that, I found the scene very senusal, nothing personal- just business.  Danny is a great spanker and Leia-Ann, well spankos have been in love with her for a while and all I can say is “I get it!”  She’s also really fucking funny. 

After we wrapped with these pros I was so exhausted Josh Brolin could have walked into the room and said “Clare, you’ve been really naughty” and I would have given him the finger.  Please don’t think I’m making some anal probe joke there. I was just worn out.  We had a nice meal with Tony, Eve and Butch that night and it was home Monday with all the great content. I will let you know what is coming when but thought you would enjoy the pictures.  I had a great time at the party and everyone was cool, all the men respectful.  My one regret is we did not get chance to shoot Northern’s Lucy or Jadie but that will happen sometime soon, I am sure.   Editing wise right now we are concentrating on getting Snow Mercy up on Sweeties this week and then tackling Mothers and Daughters 09 for Girl Spanks Girl.

Have a great weekend!

Heidi Mayne our only non Shadowlane guest to shoot that weekend!

Due to popular demand, My Spanking Roommate has revamped its story line to include more M/f spanking.  After our scenes with Danny Chrighton were so popular last year, we decided to shoot some more boy/girl spanking scenes for Roommate, the first of which appears next week with James Mitchell and Sarah Faye, but do not worry F/f devotees of the site, men spanking women represents only 20% of the total content.  We hope that is a mix that works for most -of course we know we can’t please all. Madison Martin has the bum that takes the man hands and she suffers so beautifully, of course she learns lessons from Mistress Gemini, Lana and other top ladies as well this year. Yes- My Spanking Roommate will be one year old on Valentine’s Day- how romantic. It means there is a hell of a lot of new content these days.

I followed the Boy George case in England in which he was convicted of assault or at least attempted assualt of a male escort, and while I am appalled by the non consensual aspect of what George considered a “session” I was intrigued to see that he had wanted to spank this male model.  I always knew George was a top and lets hope he can keep that up in prison.  I had a crush on Boy George in high school and if he hadn’t been so clearly not into girls, I might have fantasized about him spanking me in a smug way. Although I never considered George “in drag” I wonder if fans of F/f would consider a transvestite to be an effective top.  Just asking - as we do have some beautiful trannies out here in LA who could probably give a mean spanking. 

Anyway, sorry to have been away from my blog for so long it is good to be back.  I’ll post a lovely pic of Chloe Elise from her shoot last week but for now I must go sleep with Prince Ambien.

Our own Kay Richards of My Spanking Roommate is in Playboy’s January 2009 issue - the Grapevine Section. I am a Hustler reader myself but Kay is beautiful and talented as all hell and this should be a nice breakthrough for her as a model. Here is Kay working with the much missed Ms. Daniels as well as Rosario Stone, Addie Juniper and myself. There are quite a few emails I have gotten from people wanting to check out this video and as of now it is only available on Girl Spanks Girl.

Things have been quiet and nice around here with the exception of my dog, Goblin, barking up a storm. I have only had Goblin a month but she seems to be a worker dog who needs something to do so she has a tendency to walk from room to room and bark at the slightest noise outside. I am trying to distract he by popping treats in her mouth. Goblin is getting porky. Although I keep my own bod in shape I am notorious for fat pets. Thank God I do not have children and just play mom to models, who seem like they can go without treats for hours.

Everyone has been so sweet about my recent outing and I really feel a lot better. I wish everyone who is doing something, legal, fun, consensual, etc. the gift of privacy and hope the new administration respects the rights of adult film producers. On that note, it is freezing in LA and my ass is going to bed.

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