Clare Fonda Spanking

Audrey Knight tops Tom Byron on Clare Spanks Men 

It’s not everyone’s fetish, but for those who love sexy chicks in diapers and also love using your VISA, do I have a site for you.

Also proud to mention that Audrey Knight comes to Clare Spanks Men topping none other than Tom Byron.  The opening scene is called “Beating Bro” and I commission Audrey to beat the ass of my brother who is always casuing family drama.  This was a very satisfying scene for Audrey and she seemed to genuinely enjoy herself. Tom was very impressed and took it hard to show his respect for this new top femme dom. 

I checked my PO Box the other day and I got some really nice gifts.  Thanks for the Alaskan souvenirs - you know who you are!!  I got a nice purple nightshirt that comes in handy when I chase the bunnies down my street at 3AM. It’s the only way I can make the pit bull I am fostering stop barking.  These tamed mutant rabbits of Reseda just come right up to your front gate and the pit bull is just doing her job, so I gotta do mine out in my purple nightshirt - the crazy lady rabbit chaser.  I’m trying to keep my kooky image up so no one thinks I am cool enough to be shooting fetish videos in my living room. So far so good.

Rescue dog Tom Fonda

I love vintage disco wear - Here’s my dress from Mothers and Daughters 09 

I thought it would be nice to open a P.O. Box.  People sometimes want me to get items to models. I am happy to do that if the model is shooting an upcoming video with me so just to go over the upcoming shoot schedule it is:

(This Saturday- maybe a bit late to mail anything but not if you are in California or close)

May 16, 09 - Audrey Knight and Tom Byron for Clare Spanks Men

June 3, Mina Meow for Girls Spanks Girl and a new project

June 30th, Snow Mercy and Derek Sinclair for My Spanking Roommate

That is all I have on the books for now but if there were an outfit you would want to see anyone in or a gift or card I could get it to that model when I see them. Nothing edible, please. I do not have a royal taster on staff.

 Also, there may even be some lost soul out there who wants to send ME a present. Oh really, you shouldn’t but while we’re on the subject I am 5′8”, 125, medium undies, 8 and a half shoes, size 6 dress, love purses, paddles, pet toys and clothing, fun books and DVDs and my favorite grocery store is Whole Foods.  Just putting it out there.

My PO Box is: 

CF Worldwide Inc (Or Clare Fonda)   

4821 Lankershim Blvd., Ste.F289

North Hollywood, CA 91601 

 Thank you for thinking of me next time you are on a spending spree! I love used clothes, too. Why pay retail? No wigs please, thanks!

xxx

I like this shot of Jewell Marceau and Tom Byron from Clare Spanks Men because to me it shows him fighting the spanking but in the moment before it crosses over to pleasure.  TB is a manly man and he is never gonna show that much pleasure (thank God!) but I am satisfied that what looks to me like the moment right before he did the happy dance was captured.  I do have to remember though that the details are what really make a great video. Much of the time I like to just cast it right, like above, but we are going to have a nice long shoot with EE3 and some nitpicking will be natural.

I also wanted to give a mention to my friend Neil’s blog Spank Bad Ass.  Neil is very cool and would love links and new pals so please give him a visit.  I think I will be in England this year so maybe I will actually meet this guy who has been a big help to me in recent months.  Yeah, another trip to Amsterdam is in the works with London as the opener.  Amsterdam was so much fun last year so if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. 

Please don’t make any jokes about vacations making me broke!

Okay, here are some shots hot off the ass of the Tom Byron shoot in Vegas for Shadowlane. Please note, the classic spanking shots are part of the story and the rest of them are us messing around. Emily Jane came out to Vegas with me and did a great job as Miss Laura Lennox’s protogee. Fans of Shadowlane storylines may remember how a few years ago the Laura Lennox character endured a strapping from Arthur Sire as she was fooling around with male students. Now Laura is on top and as principal of Braemar she enjoys corporally punishing bad eggs such as Toby Baxter, played by Tom Byron. Please note it is Women Who Spank Men 3 but it really should be called Women who Spank Tom - coz the pain slut has been in every one of them!! Needless to say I had a great time with him and Emily Jane. I must say that working with a porn star did not bring a plethora of drugs to the set. We are actually drinking white zinfandel in that pic so you know we were scrounging. After some pics in Cabin Fever where my face was as red as my ass, Eve has been wise to hide the bottles from me. SL does such a great job and the sets always look so classy, I am hoping even if you are not a fan of F/m you will enjoy these pics…

By the way, the title of this post, Operation Sweetass, refers not only to Tom Byron but also the diet plan I have started today after two weekends of being wined and dined by Punished Brats and Shadowlane. Too much livin’ high on the HOG!

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- Clare Fonda

This weekend I shot with Emily Jane for Shadow Lane.  There will be pictures soon.  But *we* didn’t get spanked, but rather, beat some ass ourselves.  And what a delectable ass it was.  We were treated to one of the most well known asses in the porn business.  Tom Byron.  This dude even has a wiki!  There will be pictures soon. For now, here’s his headshot from his wiki article.

Speaking of Emily Jane - she’s going to be at the upcoming Seaside Swats party in Oxnard, CA with her SOS - Sounds of Spanking - CDs as a vendor.  Check out her blog for info on how to get yours.

Oh and if you are reading this, comment damnit.  I want backtalk! I need to know if you guys like the shit on here or not, or what you wanna see.  So comment.  Let me know.

- Clare Fonda