Clare Fonda Spanking

I got two new foster dogs tonight. I can’t say how many dogs I have I am sure I am breaking the law.  I was delivered two  new cuties that I think will place very fast.  First of all they are really small and small dogs get adopted much quicker. The local shelter is overcrowded so for the big dogs to have a chance a bunch of little guys are being placed through rescues right now and part of that process is living with a foster family who can observe and report. So far I think these guys are really ready to bond with their new owner and piss on her floor.  That’s Jamie and Jett below… Who do you like best?

Alice Wonders what else we have in store for her ass. 

Shadowlane are currently featuring our DVD/VHS The Professional Student with Lana and Amelia Jane Rutherford.  I’ll never do mail order so I always tell everyone please buy DVDs through Shadowlane, they take very good care of their customers as I’m sure you know.  Sarah Gregory is going to be at the Texas Allstate Spanking Party and will have our DVD Spanking Therapy for sale.  This is the only place that this DVD will be available until we are at the Shadowlane party in September and Sarah has other goodies too. Please keep your eye on this naughty girl at the party!

Speaking of beloved models I shot with a new face last week, Katherine St.James, whom I look forward to working with a lot more, and also had the pleasure of a beautiful blast from the past - Alice Wonder. Many fell in love with Alice When we did the first Exclusive Education video 5 years ago. She shot with us a couple of more times then she was busy with her own projects.  I was very happy when she wrote and shot her and Kat St. James for Spanked Call Girls last week. I’ll have some content of Kat on Thursday. Wow- is she a spankable little nugget, reminds me of Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver. In the meantime enjoy the shots of Alice.  I told the front desk I was expecting visits from my daughters and he asked if I could write a review of the hotel for a website.  I did what he asked and he was cool about the cameras, tri pods, and yeah, daughters.

I only meet my daughters in classy motels!

Lil Anna and Kade on Clare Spanks Men

Lily Anna has started herself a blog and says she is addicted to blogging.  She is a very interesting girl so this should be good.

My friend Alvin is painting my living room for me as I write this.  The walls are brown now and it has kind of a farmhouse look.  That’s what I am going for, a very Childen of the Corn vibe. That works for me.  We shoot again on Thursday and I want the place to look scary homey.  It really is nice to rent a house with some privacy after years of apartment living where you are nervous about offending your neighbors with your footsteps.  I can’t believe no one ever complained about a shoot or some loud sex. I had this neighbor downstairs from me whose boyfriend used to make these really loud and very bitch-like orgasm noises in the middle of the night.  I would hear “Ah, ah ah!”  and I would crack up picturing the scene.  When they broke up she complained he made wierd cum sounds and I had to pretend I had never heard them. She asked me and I lied.  She eventually complained that my boyfriend was walking too loudly and she moved. The next tenent was a stripper who minded her business, but occasionally asked me to watch her kid.  Because of things like this I try hard not to bond with my neighbors. 

Sarah Gregory was in town and she was looking good. I also saw Chelsea Pfeiffer for a few minutes when I went to pick up Sarah from a shoot. We talked about how busy we have been and how we are going to make time for a martini soon, very soon.  I have been going thru hassles on my server and doing taxes but Chelsea was very nice and said “If you are stressed you don’t show it.”  Miss Pfeiffer always looks amazing and I am looking forward to our drink.

Anyone got a Garden Weasel?

Congratulations to everyone who has enough money to go out tonight. It has been a tough year financially.  Many people say the adult industry is recession proof but nothing is.  I am grateful to be in a field that holds steadier than many an thankful to the members’ continued support despite their financial challenges.  Here’s to 2010 getting better and stronger. Having been in this game for a while now I know more about what customers want and am working extra hard to bring it.  Our upcoming shoot is with Bronte next week, A Punished Brats girl who will be shot for Spanked Call Girls with Snow Mercy .  I must toddle off now as I have errands but wanted to thank everyone for their feedback and money and basically needed and excuse to pust a nudie pic.

Bruno- the lastest freeloader at Fonda Manor 

So sorry to have been off the blog for so long. What can I say- I’m an asshole!  I’ve also been extremely busy with out last shoot of the year- and boy, was it a goodie- details to come. For now just a quick post to let everyone know Fonda is back blogging.  I also got a new “kid” who my ex boyfriend found as a stray starving for grub.  As any model who has stayed with me knows the last thing I needed was another cat.  Although my ex has pretty much moved out I still have his original cat and now this one I named Bruno. Yeah, I guess saying “Why the hell are you dumping another cat on me?” and then naming the feline is classic mixed signals! Not to mention I bought him a bed but as you can see form the pic it’s a dog bed as Bruno is about 13 pounds.  A huge guy and very affectionate.  He’s on my lap as I am writing this and wondering that when other women go thru breakups they get the house, the car, and I always seem to get the cats!  I think I have to stop saying I am not a cat person and start saying I am not a relationship person otherwise you can look for me on the next 20/20 crazy cat lady expose.  

Okay everyone, thanks for the support and talk soon. 

A doggie and pussy shot!

My friend Alex George was over the other day taking some photos of me. Alex is a cool guy and has been second cameraman on a lot of our stuff, not to mention takes great stills. He has been in Amsterdam and I haven’t seen him for about a year so it was great to do so.  We always chat about what is in the news (I rely on him and Eve Howard to keep me up on things), and one thing we noted was the whole “Balloon Boy” scandal. I had been hearing plenty about the kid who was not so swept up in the balloon and had the nation on pins and needles but i hadn’t actually sat down and read any of articles.  Sunday night I did and my eyes almost possed out of my head- I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!  I worked with Balloon Boy’s parents on a Candid Camera type project in LA about 6 years ago….and do i believe they would waste taxpayers money for their bullshit- yes!!  That being said I got along very well with them but could tell Richard had a nasty temper and Mayumi was doing all she could to deal with a her creative brokeass  husband as well as looking after the kids.  I sincerely wish them well as they are gonna need all the help they can get as they are going to get so much more than a spanking! Anyway enough said as their 15 minutes is up. No one will hire them except me.

I have just two shoots at the end of the year and one of them is a full out erotic g/g spanking and sex with some toys, including a strap on.  Do not worry- I am not going the hardcore route with our material, but I think it will be fun to direct a video like this and see how well it is received.  I also see a lot of lesbian sex on the web that I think looks really fake I so plan to make a positive contribution to society with something that is raw and hardcore. 

Anyway, on a not so sexy note I am nursing a cold so time to go take some droplets of colloidal silver.

Can you believe the sloppy job the handyman did with the AC unit. It’s like he blew his wad and left. Typical.

I have been busy as hell and I need a new keyboard but please allow me to love on my lurkers! Get email brave and leave a comment for me today. Printing this old pic Todd and Suzy like.  

Snapped by boyfriend’s cel while I was passed out Monday 

EE4 went wonderfully. The Cameraman said it was the best year yet but he always says that.  I do not have any photos to share until later this week as we had the second cameraman handle stills and he is sending them to us. I will say that all the girls looked lovely in their uniforms with little ties and cute as hell later in pajamas and nighties.  Lana and Snow Mercy handled most of the discipline and I was there to move things along and set every student up for her punishment.  We shot from 1-5 and got some amazing performances and we will have it edited by the end of the month and up on Girl Spanks Girl.  We will also have the DVD for sale at Shadowlane.  That’s as much as I want to talk about it until I have a visual for you.  I will say that Sunday we shot some great Mother/Daughter discipline with Lilly Anna who was such a great part of EE4 and is a very interesting submissive girl who had a great time rising to the occasion and spanking a male sub named Kade Sunday night. Needless to say, although I took no punishments this weekend my ass is dragging!  I am beat, so to speak.  I am very proud of all the shooting we did this weekend and am looking forward to the pics myself. In the meantime if I may offer my new blog, www.boybitchspanking.com .

I’ve Missed My Mummy!

Harmony and Madison Martin on My Spanking Roommate  

Those of you who follow our spanking soap opera My Spanking Roomate know that Harmony and Madison have gone a few rounds, most recently seen in a compilation video we put together for Shadowlane.  This is all new footage though and I must say that Harmony really seems to have had it in for Madison as she is pulling her hair the bad hurty way not the good hurty way!  Hot new M/f on Call Girls rounds out a nice week on the sites. Sasha Reardon is a switchy babe who takes it with a pout from James Mitchell and oh yes, ladies - I made sure I got over his knee as well.  I’m not made of wood!

 Btw, we have picked August 2 as a tentative shoot date for EE4 and are starting to cast it now - all suggestions welcome as far as who our ten schoolgirls should be…

Being a redhead doesn’t get you out of anything, Sasha!

Sinn is apparently doing much better 

Spanking model Sinn Sage is recovering from a head injury she sustained while Snowboarding in Canada.  She appears to be doing well but it is going to take some time and anyone wishing to donate to her fund can do so at www.savesinn.com.  From what I hear her family and her loving dude are by her side and she is getting great care.  Thank you Chelsea Pfeiffer and Paris Kennedy for alerting me to this news about one of our top models.