Clare Fonda Spanking

Anyone got a Garden Weasel?

Congratulations to everyone who has enough money to go out tonight. It has been a tough year financially.  Many people say the adult industry is recession proof but nothing is.  I am grateful to be in a field that holds steadier than many an thankful to the members’ continued support despite their financial challenges.  Here’s to 2010 getting better and stronger. Having been in this game for a while now I know more about what customers want and am working extra hard to bring it.  Our upcoming shoot is with Bronte next week, A Punished Brats girl who will be shot for Spanked Call Girls with Snow Mercy .  I must toddle off now as I have errands but wanted to thank everyone for their feedback and money and basically needed and excuse to pust a nudie pic.

Bruno- the lastest freeloader at Fonda Manor 

So sorry to have been off the blog for so long. What can I say- I’m an asshole!  I’ve also been extremely busy with out last shoot of the year- and boy, was it a goodie- details to come. For now just a quick post to let everyone know Fonda is back blogging.  I also got a new “kid” who my ex boyfriend found as a stray starving for grub.  As any model who has stayed with me knows the last thing I needed was another cat.  Although my ex has pretty much moved out I still have his original cat and now this one I named Bruno. Yeah, I guess saying “Why the hell are you dumping another cat on me?” and then naming the feline is classic mixed signals! Not to mention I bought him a bed but as you can see form the pic it’s a dog bed as Bruno is about 13 pounds.  A huge guy and very affectionate.  He’s on my lap as I am writing this and wondering that when other women go thru breakups they get the house, the car, and I always seem to get the cats!  I think I have to stop saying I am not a cat person and start saying I am not a relationship person otherwise you can look for me on the next 20/20 crazy cat lady expose.  

Okay everyone, thanks for the support and talk soon. 

A doggie and pussy shot!

My friend Alex George was over the other day taking some photos of me. Alex is a cool guy and has been second cameraman on a lot of our stuff, not to mention takes great stills. He has been in Amsterdam and I haven’t seen him for about a year so it was great to do so.  We always chat about what is in the news (I rely on him and Eve Howard to keep me up on things), and one thing we noted was the whole “Balloon Boy” scandal. I had been hearing plenty about the kid who was not so swept up in the balloon and had the nation on pins and needles but i hadn’t actually sat down and read any of articles.  Sunday night I did and my eyes almost possed out of my head- I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!  I worked with Balloon Boy’s parents on a Candid Camera type project in LA about 6 years ago….and do i believe they would waste taxpayers money for their bullshit- yes!!  That being said I got along very well with them but could tell Richard had a nasty temper and Mayumi was doing all she could to deal with a her creative brokeass  husband as well as looking after the kids.  I sincerely wish them well as they are gonna need all the help they can get as they are going to get so much more than a spanking! Anyway enough said as their 15 minutes is up. No one will hire them except me.

I have just two shoots at the end of the year and one of them is a full out erotic g/g spanking and sex with some toys, including a strap on.  Do not worry- I am not going the hardcore route with our material, but I think it will be fun to direct a video like this and see how well it is received.  I also see a lot of lesbian sex on the web that I think looks really fake I so plan to make a positive contribution to society with something that is raw and hardcore. 

Anyway, on a not so sexy note I am nursing a cold so time to go take some droplets of colloidal silver.

Can you believe the sloppy job the handyman did with the AC unit. It’s like he blew his wad and left. Typical.

I have been busy as hell and I need a new keyboard but please allow me to love on my lurkers! Get email brave and leave a comment for me today. Printing this old pic Todd and Suzy like.  

Snapped by boyfriend’s cel while I was passed out Monday 

EE4 went wonderfully. The Cameraman said it was the best year yet but he always says that.  I do not have any photos to share until later this week as we had the second cameraman handle stills and he is sending them to us. I will say that all the girls looked lovely in their uniforms with little ties and cute as hell later in pajamas and nighties.  Lana and Snow Mercy handled most of the discipline and I was there to move things along and set every student up for her punishment.  We shot from 1-5 and got some amazing performances and we will have it edited by the end of the month and up on Girl Spanks Girl.  We will also have the DVD for sale at Shadowlane.  That’s as much as I want to talk about it until I have a visual for you.  I will say that Sunday we shot some great Mother/Daughter discipline with Lilly Anna who was such a great part of EE4 and is a very interesting submissive girl who had a great time rising to the occasion and spanking a male sub named Kade Sunday night. Needless to say, although I took no punishments this weekend my ass is dragging!  I am beat, so to speak.  I am very proud of all the shooting we did this weekend and am looking forward to the pics myself. In the meantime if I may offer my new blog, www.boybitchspanking.com .

I’ve Missed My Mummy!

Harmony and Madison Martin on My Spanking Roommate  

Those of you who follow our spanking soap opera My Spanking Roomate know that Harmony and Madison have gone a few rounds, most recently seen in a compilation video we put together for Shadowlane.  This is all new footage though and I must say that Harmony really seems to have had it in for Madison as she is pulling her hair the bad hurty way not the good hurty way!  Hot new M/f on Call Girls rounds out a nice week on the sites. Sasha Reardon is a switchy babe who takes it with a pout from James Mitchell and oh yes, ladies - I made sure I got over his knee as well.  I’m not made of wood!

 Btw, we have picked August 2 as a tentative shoot date for EE4 and are starting to cast it now - all suggestions welcome as far as who our ten schoolgirls should be…

Being a redhead doesn’t get you out of anything, Sasha!

Sinn is apparently doing much better 

Spanking model Sinn Sage is recovering from a head injury she sustained while Snowboarding in Canada.  She appears to be doing well but it is going to take some time and anyone wishing to donate to her fund can do so at www.savesinn.com.  From what I hear her family and her loving dude are by her side and she is getting great care.  Thank you Chelsea Pfeiffer and Paris Kennedy for alerting me to this news about one of our top models.

Lana close crops Kailee and Madison now on Roommate. 

Lana said she will come out and visit The Cameraman and I tomorrow at my new place.  Lana does look fetching in green so what a perfect person to spend Earth Day with.  I think we will take her to this fun restaurant out here and get her drunk.  I am on a new drinking restriction where I can only have one cocktail when I am out at night if I am driving home so it may be the perfect time to take advantage of The Cameraman’s Prius - on Earth Day, of course. 

I saw the movie Observe and Report last night and loved it.  It’s very dark and absolutely hilarious. One time I thought they were going to whack a dude on the ass with a skateboard but they hit him in the head instead so no spanking but plenty of other great goodies in the flick.  I’d like Seth Rogan to spank me as well.  I should add him on my list in the Spanking.com. 

Anyway, back to riding out this Valley Heatwave.  Not such a bad one, the worst is yet to come.  Mothers and Daughters 09 will be delivered by The Cameraman tomorrow and as well as Sarah Gregory of the States we have Brit Babes Miss Andi and Amy Hunter .  I can’t wait to see this one on Girl Spanks Girl.com.  It has a good dose of camp and the spankings are hard.  If you like hard spanking it’s a great time to sign up for the whole package at Clare Fonda Pass.

Kay has a bitch of a time on Clare Spanks Men

Today is a much more romantic setting than Valentine’s Day was here.  This is the perfect weather for staying in bed with someone who can keep you warm.  Even people with intimacy problems wouldn’t mind cuddling up to a hot body as you hear the rain on the window, with the bittersweet taste of an ambien in your mouth.  For Valentine’s a friend and I went across the street to Angulino.  I was turned onto this place by Paris Kennedy back when she lived in the Valley. It’s in a strip mall, and although Paris dresses up for everything, I enjoy rolling in there in my sweats, sometimes a cap making me resemble Charlize Theron in Monster.  I like the whole strip mall/gourmet juxtaposition and the way the chef will make you custom orders,  Pasta Puttanesca (whore’s pasta) being my favorite. I was so happy to see a a nice crowd for Valentine’s Day and from where I was sitting I could see the chef overseeing his kitchen staff. It was the first time I had witnessed a small staff working for him and my heart warmed as I saw a man who had stuck with his business and his talent was finally having a chance to shine.  This is my new favorite restaurant and I hope you get a chance to visit it if you come by Valley Village.  Sorry to give you a post all about eating and not about spanking, but I have an intense anchovy craving that if I were to show up ten minutes late to the pizza party and someone had eaten the anchovies, capers or even the black olives off the pie, I may have to beat their ass so hard they could never even smell these foods without feeling warm in the seat. 

The Cameraman and I took a break from work and saw The Wrestler today.  I liked the movie but I wasn’t sure about it’s message to women- keep yourself looking hot at forty plus and you might snag Mickey Rourke.  At least that’s what I took away from it.  The good news is there are lots of Marisa Tomei ass shots. The bad news is Mickey shows his dumper a couple of times as well. Still- I hope he gets the Oscar for it as I want to see him thank his dogs again like he did at the Golden Globes.  Some of us still think he should’ve gotten it for Angel Heart so it’s long overdue.

I’ll get your ass redder than a heart shaped box of candy

 Momma Clare is always eyeballing new talent

 I have been planning a couple of shoots for early January then no shooting for a while. I don’t like to be too far ahead with shooting. I find it is better to have just a couple of months worth in the can.  The shoot we have planned for the 5th is what I will call the “Girl Next Door Shoot”  First we have the ultimate girl next door, Sarah Gregory, (If you live next door to a fetish dungeon ) in town.  We just booked a model called Jackie Avalon who looks like a friendly sorority girl (This is fantasy. Work with me, people) I also have a new model, a real life LA Lady who is interested in topping on camera.  She also happens to be beautiful which didn’t hurt her chances of booking the job.  She sent me some nudes her boyfriend had taken.  Like everyone, she’s younger than I am but a believable age to play auntie to Sarah and Jackie.  Sorry to tease with no pictures of this crew but I need to secure shots we can use.

Paris Kennedy has a blog up. 

Season’s Greetings from Spankbadass