Clare Fonda Spanking

Kay has a bitch of a time on Clare Spanks Men

Today is a much more romantic setting than Valentine’s Day was here.  This is the perfect weather for staying in bed with someone who can keep you warm.  Even people with intimacy problems wouldn’t mind cuddling up to a hot body as you hear the rain on the window, with the bittersweet taste of an ambien in your mouth.  For Valentine’s a friend and I went across the street to Angulino.  I was turned onto this place by Paris Kennedy back when she lived in the Valley. It’s in a strip mall, and although Paris dresses up for everything, I enjoy rolling in there in my sweats, sometimes a cap making me resemble Charlize Theron in Monster.  I like the whole strip mall/gourmet juxtaposition and the way the chef will make you custom orders,  Pasta Puttanesca (whore’s pasta) being my favorite. I was so happy to see a a nice crowd for Valentine’s Day and from where I was sitting I could see the chef overseeing his kitchen staff. It was the first time I had witnessed a small staff working for him and my heart warmed as I saw a man who had stuck with his business and his talent was finally having a chance to shine.  This is my new favorite restaurant and I hope you get a chance to visit it if you come by Valley Village.  Sorry to give you a post all about eating and not about spanking, but I have an intense anchovy craving that if I were to show up ten minutes late to the pizza party and someone had eaten the anchovies, capers or even the black olives off the pie, I may have to beat their ass so hard they could never even smell these foods without feeling warm in the seat. 

The Cameraman and I took a break from work and saw The Wrestler today.  I liked the movie but I wasn’t sure about it’s message to women- keep yourself looking hot at forty plus and you might snag Mickey Rourke.  At least that’s what I took away from it.  The good news is there are lots of Marisa Tomei ass shots. The bad news is Mickey shows his dumper a couple of times as well. Still- I hope he gets the Oscar for it as I want to see him thank his dogs again like he did at the Golden Globes.  Some of us still think he should’ve gotten it for Angel Heart so it’s long overdue.

I’ll get your ass redder than a heart shaped box of candy

 Momma Clare is always eyeballing new talent

 I have been planning a couple of shoots for early January then no shooting for a while. I don’t like to be too far ahead with shooting. I find it is better to have just a couple of months worth in the can.  The shoot we have planned for the 5th is what I will call the “Girl Next Door Shoot”  First we have the ultimate girl next door, Sarah Gregory, (If you live next door to a fetish dungeon ) in town.  We just booked a model called Jackie Avalon who looks like a friendly sorority girl (This is fantasy. Work with me, people) I also have a new model, a real life LA Lady who is interested in topping on camera.  She also happens to be beautiful which didn’t hurt her chances of booking the job.  She sent me some nudes her boyfriend had taken.  Like everyone, she’s younger than I am but a believable age to play auntie to Sarah and Jackie.  Sorry to tease with no pictures of this crew but I need to secure shots we can use.

Paris Kennedy has a blog up. 

Season’s Greetings from Spankbadass

No, VISA, those are not real hookers on the site!

Spanked Call Girls just got approved to take VISA .  We have also worked with CCBill to make sure billing does not say Clare Fonda on it in any way - it simply has our company name which shouldn’t get anyone in trouble -this goes for all our sites.  Call Girls is now part of Clare Fonda Pass and is the site you get on the three site special (Sweeties, Girl Spanks Girl and Call Girls) 

My boyfriend plays baseball for a sportswear company and he tunred me onto the video of a ball player saying he loved to get his ass hammered by a bunch of guys.  He is, of course, talking about the support pro athletes (and I think especially baseball players) give each other with a smack on the ass.  He used to be comfortable with this current craze but afer looking over my shoulder as I work on the sites, he sees spanking in a different way.  He says when guys run up to him now he turns around and guards his ass.  The curse of being Clare Fonda’s dude, spanking has lost its innocence.  

“If I catch you using our credit card for spanking porn again you’re gonna get…HEY WAIT!”

Rosario and Mario Stone on Clare Spanks Men

I thought it was worth mentioning that what is currently running on My Spanking Roommate is the cameraman’s favorite scene with two of his most cherished models, Harmony and Madison Martin.  He loves the office thing (although I wish we would have made Harmony dress more appropriately- she always has an abundance of slutty clothes, that one!) and as you can probably guess is partial to girl/girl spanking scenarios.  This has a variety of positions and implements, Madison Martin is a fetching domme and Harmony always a spirited sub who will do whatever you want her to on set, or at least whatever we have ever wanted her to. It is good to see her back.  We have tried to get her in the big schoolgirl video for the past two years but she is never in town when we shoot it, maybe this year. 

Things seem pretty good on the internet right now with spanking as Chelsea has opened Spank Sinn which appears to be doing very well.  Sinn Sage is another girl who can take a hard paddling, caning, basically down for whatever in the girl/girl spanking scene.  Beofre she took the paddle on EE3 she wanted to see and touch it and once she gave her okay there was no going back.  There is a particular kind of spanking model who likes to challenge herself and show others what she can take and I wonder if these are the same girls who won the Presidential Physical Fitness award year in and out in elementary school.  Is that even still going on today as I sure know paddlings aren’t.

If you don’t like Naomi Cruise Stay Off My Sites this Month 

We’re on Cruise control on just about all our sites with Naomi Cruise, an adult model with a great ass for spanking who reminds me a bit of a young Edie Falco. I’m a major fan of this chick who makes her debut on Kara today with a spanking, buttplug and diaper and her interview unfolds on Sweeties next week. It’s a great one- the little exhibitionist was punished by her mom for flashing boys on the school bus.  Naomi is such a hooter and hollerer when she gets spanked I had to tell her to tone it down for her first shoot which was in my apartment.  Next she was up for us in EE3 and the natural choice for the baddest girl in class and she let it rip.  If you like a fiesty girl screaming and growling thru her spanking, Naomi will steal your heart.  I’m not in love with the platinum blond hair she showed up with for EE3, but hey -I am not her mom, I didn’t even play her mom - and better than the bright red Ronald McDonald coiff one of the girls was sporting last year.  These are just my tastes, you girls do what you want. Either way, you’re getting a spanking.

It has been hot as hell in the San Fernando Valley.  I am trying to to vampire it up as much as possible but you do get stuck with errands. When I walked down to the mailbox recently I saw that my landlord had been served a notice by the department of health to comply with a long list of standards.  Two weeks ago my downstairs neighbor said when we flushed the toilet it was coming up in their tub and it wasn’t the first time. The landlord came over and provided a temporary fix which spewed the waste out onto the street.  I took some pics but they aren’t right for the blog.  This went on for a few days and the waste that accumulated on our yard has not been cleaned up yet, and he had better move his ass before they come back and inspect.  I would say something and get great pleasure off watching the health department bust my landlord’s balls but at the end of the day- I shoot porn, and tend to keep to myself.   This post was brought to you by CLARE FONDA PASS.

Exclusive Education 3 Comes to Girl Spanks Girl in August. 

Just to let everyone know that we filmed Exclusive Education 3 on Sunday and The Cameraman is starting to edit the footage. I should be able to get a look at it really soon. I am writing this post to let you know it did happen. Lana and myself, along with a cast of ten actresses assuming the roles of schoolgirls filmed the third year of Exclusive Education.  I am going to go ahead and sound like a baby and say the three hour shoot was “grueling.”  At times it was incredibly brutal- with Sinn Sage taking a beating from Lana and the Attidude Adjuster paddle at a level that I have not seen since watching Kelly Payne beat a man’s ass.  Other times I felt we needed ballgags and restraints to control the group of ten girls.  I hope this adds up to a brilliant study in corporal punishment we can all jack off to, but like i said- I have seen nothing yet.  I will be blogging about it all week. 

A close friend of mine has come up with a revolutionary new product, check out Sneaky Butt and play the video-yes it is our one and own Kay Richards. My friend needed a model for his site and there is none better.  You also gotta love the Sneaky Butt soundtrack.  Planning for EE3 as well as some new content for a relaunch for one of my sites so busy as always but my boyfriend borrowed my car today as he has some out of town ball game.  I like to date men without cars so they can’t stalk me.  The other day though we tried out a new camera taking some pictures at this house that has 70’s decor.  It was like a Paul Thomas Anderson set.  He is still getting the hang of the camera but this sure would be a good place for a spanking video.

In  response to the backlash created by the lingerie shot on myspace, our friend Amber Pixie Wells has created a new image for me that should not be offensive to any of my vanilla friends.   Come to think of it the arms on the body in this picture look big and strong for spanking!  Maybe I can rock this Amish look in real-life as well as Clare Fonda’s fetish world.  If you don’t mind a video with way crappier lighting than usual!  Anyway, Thank you, Amber, you always nail it.

Also, I am never one to cop to the fact that I deserve a spanking but I have to own up.  I was four days behind on my Girls Spanks Girl updates this morning. I have had a friend in tow and let’s just say she is one of the vanillas who has no problems with sleazy pictures. In fact, although she is less likely to drop trou than I am while the cameras are rolling she is one hell of a partier and I am sure we have been the subject of many drunken photos doing God knows what.  She is in town this week and going to Cabo with me this Friday.  I promise she will no longer be distracting me from my updates or it will be her bottom getting smacked.

Clare Fonda -producer, model, rapper 

Here’s to all you ladies, and you know who you are. 

Your man needs to score weed so he borrows your car

And that cash you loaned him so he’d stay out of jail…

He swears on your life that the check’s in the mail

Borrows funds for college and blows it on meth

Motherfucker’s gonna nickel and dime you to death!

That’s right- Just some love for the ladies out there who may not have children but sure put up with a lot of bullshit.  Happy Sugarmomma’s day. If you’re a freeloader - do Momma a favor today and pick up the tab!

xxx,

Clare