Clare Fonda Spanking

Fancy meeting Harmony in a dark alley. 

I went thru a difficult thing adult actors sometimes have to deal with today.  My ex (as of 6pm) boyfriend called my family and told them I was a hooker who did porn.  I think this is a day people in the industry dread coming.  I wouldn’t call myself a hooker as I haven’t had a client in ages, but I guess you suck one or two dicks for money and all of a sudden people judge ya’!  I much prefer to work out my prostitution fantasies on Spanked Call Girls.  That’s when you knwo you’re a bit old to be hooking, when you have to play the pimp.  Honestly though a good escort of any age is always good to know as I have friends on the look out who support the institution of prostitution.    

As The Camerman’s birthday draws near a great shoot he did plays on Roommate. Madison looks so fit in her leotard and Harmony is a ballbusting blond boss, always dressing like slut at work.  I love it how this woman can be wearing something a little longer than biker shorts and still make a beleivable supervisor. The site must be set in Florida.

 I also want to thank everyone on the post below for offering their opinion on the whole WMV vs. RM debate. I have gotten quite a few private emails and value all the feedback, and the usual lascivious comments are welcome, too.  By the way, does anyone have any idea wherabouts in Mexico Paris Kennedy and I should go the end of February?  Cancun, Cozumel, Cabo, or some place not beginning with a “C’ ?

Ooooh, Fancy! 

The Cameraman and I were talking about what equipment we need for the new year and we began discussing WMV vs. RM files.  What do people really want to watch?  Our site My Spanking Roommate is in Hi Def so we went with WMVs because it was vetter with the conversion process; however, we use RM’s for the other four sites.  We saw that Real Spankings used RMs when our paysites were getting up to speed so we went with RMs and they have been pretty easy to work with on our end but WMVs seem to be what most sites are using now, especially mainstream hardcore.  We plan to start offering both for a bit while we find out what people really want.  I don’t ask for comments very often but woudl be curious to knwo how viewers feel and if you don’t care to leave a comment would love to hear from you at clarefonda@aol.com regarding WMV vs. RM… the debate continues.

I hope everyone had great holidays.  It is the Cameraman’s birthday on January 5th so I amtrying to figure out who he is going to get to spank on the shoot we are having that day.  He might get it as well! 

 Momma Clare is always eyeballing new talent

 I have been planning a couple of shoots for early January then no shooting for a while. I don’t like to be too far ahead with shooting. I find it is better to have just a couple of months worth in the can.  The shoot we have planned for the 5th is what I will call the “Girl Next Door Shoot”  First we have the ultimate girl next door, Sarah Gregory, (If you live next door to a fetish dungeon ) in town.  We just booked a model called Jackie Avalon who looks like a friendly sorority girl (This is fantasy. Work with me, people) I also have a new model, a real life LA Lady who is interested in topping on camera.  She also happens to be beautiful which didn’t hurt her chances of booking the job.  She sent me some nudes her boyfriend had taken.  Like everyone, she’s younger than I am but a believable age to play auntie to Sarah and Jackie.  Sorry to tease with no pictures of this crew but I need to secure shots we can use.

Paris Kennedy has a blog up. 

Season’s Greetings from Spankbadass

Who will win the “Big Eye -Off” ?

Who better to usher in a new dog than my dear Paris Kennedy.  Paris and I go way back to when she was barely legal and having been pulling mother/daughter rackets ever since.  She may call herself Kennedy but she’s all Fonda!  Here she is with the latest addition to my home (kennel) This is Goblin, a Chi X from the East Valley Shelter.  She looks so much like Maxxxi Fonda, my other Chi X, that I am hoping the landlord doesn’t notice I have two.  Goblin had been in the shelter for months.  She had been brought in as a mom with pups suckling . Her loser human said it was too much of a financial strain to take care of the new family. Maybe he/she should have gotten a free spay voucher and Goblin would have never put her owners under so much duress.  I am sure they kept a pup or two and signed the papers that could have the 4 year old Goblin euthanized at any second.  Luckily, East Valley holds pets as long as they can and surfing the net one night I noticed her.  That’s right folks, I stay off match.com and Craigs list and give my love to needy pets.  My boyfriend likes it better that way. 

It was also great to have a visit from Paige Richards.  Paige was staying in Burbank and we shot some Call Girls scenes in her hotel room.  I’ll tease you with those shots later but needless to say Ms. Richards is looking amazing and we had a nice dinner and drinks session after the shoot.  Her strict and sexy ways make her such a great addition to the cast of my new site.  As usual she showed her southern hospitality by letting my tipsy ass crash in her room.  ‘Tis the season!

Thank you Paige and Paris, I’m Fonda you both. 

 Kay sees it all in Hi Def on Roomies

I’m thankful for what’s between my legs and for my friend Octavio in Austin. 

I had a fun Thanksgiving weekend in Austin, Texas with a friend from high school I have not seen for twenty two years. I did not have to lie and tell him how great he looks as he is a fastidious gay man and I was happy to play Oscar to his Felix all weeekend.  I met up with other friends in Austin both old and new and even was recognized by a nice spanko who I will look forward to seeing at Shadowlane next year.  Everyone is Austin seemed very, very nice and I’d like to go back in 2009 if they will have me.

The Cameraman went on an editing spree and I got some good new content before I was even planing on it.  Alanah Rae is a great Spanked Sweetie, with her punished past and bouncy ass she was a squiming submissive over my knee who really “stays in the scene” as we said in acting school.  Check out this funny read on her as well which I found on her agencies website.  As far as spanking goes, though check out Alanah’s interview and scene on Spanked Sweeties.  She is such an accomodating girl who could be model Harmony’s sister. 

Zip up your pants, dude, or you’re next!

This Kailee scece coming to CSM Monday 

I got some email from model friends whom I have shot.  The talented Beverly Bacci needs your vote.  Now that we are wound down from the big election, please help a spanking model win a bunch of fetish wear that I am sure she will gleefully model for us on her blog.  I haven’t shot with any of the other lovelies on the page but I do know Beverly would be an excellent spokesmodel for the company.  She has her own great look, (one of my favorites) and is a hard worker.  Everyone who shoots her loves her.  Please go HERE. I signed up and voted for her yesterday and have not been spammed so go for it.  I don’t like latex but it sure looks good on her.

 I also heard from Addie Juniper. This is another very bright beauty who knows how to get her image out there and has made significant contributions to spanking recently.  Check out Addie’s Spanking Blog. 

Not to mislead, the picture above is the Kailee content on Clare Spanks Men Monday. It was the first scene Kailee shot with Danny Wylde (the boyfriend of Dana DeArmond, another model turned producer) I out the one of the two of them on the bed because I thought everyone would want to see Kailee in a slip.  I forgot how good she looks in jeans.  It is nice to see her back in the spanking world. 

Finally I very much like how The Professional Student is playing out on Girl Spanks Girl.  Amelia Jane and Lana are hilarious together. I know the most important thing is for the video to be spankably sexy but funny is a sub niche I enjoy in the spanking world.

Okay bye for now and remeber to vote for Bevelry Bacci.  Yes we can!

Kailee and Danny Wylde on Clare Spanks Men next week 

Sorry I missed the Love our Lurkers day. I was not trying to be a rebel. I just forgot.  This would have been a good blog to do it on as people are pretty quiet on comments. Hint Hint.  Oh - that does not include the person who keeps leaving me their address asking me to come spank them.  If this even is your address - or that of an ex girlfriend you want to expose- I have no desire to descend upon your ass so please stop leaving this address all over the blog!  That being said I do appreciate all comments and visitors to the blog and even the smack talkers I allow- just don’t expect me not to bite back and I will have it together for the LOL day next year.

Kailee was on town and I mainly had her top a dude.  She was very excited about this and issued some excellent verbal corrections to Danny Wylde as well as having a hard hand that he was not going to be able to take too much more of.  As much as I do like the realistic mom spankings we do on Clare Spanks Men ,it is also a very hot scene to have two young people engage in a F/m spanking, so humiliating to have a young man spanked by a female roommate or classmate.  Whether he was spanked growing up or not he is not ready to be taken over the knee of a girl he should be flirting with on campus.  Kailee actually spanked Danny for flirting with girls to get his homework done and she did this on behalf on all the girls at school.  Maybe that is why his ass got so red. 

In other news I’d like to congratulate Amber Pixie Wells for the quickest thank you card for a wedding present ever!  It came in the mail two weeks ago.  You are welcome, Bridey.

 I am still having plenty of fun on the F/m site!

A bare bikeseat spanking for whomever sat here (and rang their bell at me)

It was nice to get away to Amsterdam and I would really like to live in the outskirts, if that is good grammar.  Rent seems to be considerably cheaper than LA and from what I understand they usually do not make you quarantine your pets.   I had a great time over there with Tony and Eve of Shadowlane, avoiding election hoopla in various fun ways such as seeing Mike and Kelly of Real-Life Spankings for lunch.  Their site seems very pure and good value I must say.  Another highlight of the trip was finally meeting Marc Johnson of Spank Bad Ass in the flesh.  He and I hung out, partied, talked business and he took some pics.  It was cold out and a little rainy but we walked all over town and he clearly has a nice camera.  I was respectful to my boyfriend and didn’t beg Marc to take any pics of me in my underwear, although I have to say- I am starting to miss being bad.

Nice lobby! You could shoot a great scene in here.

Now that I am back from Amsterdam I can make some of the posts I wanted to do before I left.  Of course a great time was had by all there but I will post on that tomorrrow. For now enjoy a shot of Ashley Edmonds she sent just for us.  I expect Ashley to be working for some other spanking sites soon.  She is a natural for fem dom among other things.  She has had her own naughty hardcore project for sometime and is also starting a yahoo group.  Let’s join up and welcome this babe to LA. Did I ever tell you how she helps me on shoots with the damn paperwork.  She’s much appreciated.  I met Ashley thru Paris Kennedy who will be in LA next month.  I gotta get Paris on Call Girls. 

 What is Katie getting herself into?

Isn’t this a cute young lady?  She will be spanked by us on Wednesday.  Her name is Katie Angel and I think she has a terrific girl-next-door look.  She may be in the adult industry but looks like a straight-laced sorority girl. I really don’t like fake anything on girls so I hope she looks like her picture.  The girls the agencies send me usually do look like their pictures just thinner.  This is understandable as they are on  set naked and screwing a lot and probably undereat.  Anyway,  this girl, who looks more like she’s off Classmates.com than an adult agency website will do her first spanking video on Wednesday. We booked a hotel with a roomy suite and then found out that some convicted child molestors stay there. Hopefully this will mean less of chance of anyone calling the cops when the spanking sounds kick in.

On Thursday I go to Amsterdam for five days.  I will meet Tony and Eve of Shadowlane over there and hope to see Mike and Kelly of Real Life Spanking as well as a visit from Mark Johnson of SpankBadAss.  Mark has been really helpful to me with the affiliate program and I will look forward to finally meeting him for a night of partying.

Finally, Amber Pixie Wells is off the market as I am sure everyone has seen.  No one could ask for a better wife or friend and I am glad she found someone nice as well.  She made a beautiful bride but she always looks gorgeous.  I will raise a glass to the new Mister and Missus in Amsterdam as I watch election results. 

Btw, for anyone who thought our schoolgirls looked a bit rough in EE3 have you seen the Charm School show with Sharon Osbourne? Thier uniforms do match, though. I am afraid my girls are attending B.Y.O.U…!