Clare Fonda Spanking

In  response to the backlash created by the lingerie shot on myspace, our friend Amber Pixie Wells has created a new image for me that should not be offensive to any of my vanilla friends.   Come to think of it the arms on the body in this picture look big and strong for spanking!  Maybe I can rock this Amish look in real-life as well as Clare Fonda’s fetish world.  If you don’t mind a video with way crappier lighting than usual!  Anyway, Thank you, Amber, you always nail it.

Also, I am never one to cop to the fact that I deserve a spanking but I have to own up.  I was four days behind on my Girls Spanks Girl updates this morning. I have had a friend in tow and let’s just say she is one of the vanillas who has no problems with sleazy pictures. In fact, although she is less likely to drop trou than I am while the cameras are rolling she is one hell of a partier and I am sure we have been the subject of many drunken photos doing God knows what.  She is in town this week and going to Cabo with me this Friday.  I promise she will no longer be distracting me from my updates or it will be her bottom getting smacked.

This is the offending photo that I put on my vanilla myspace and my best friends had some problems with.  It complies with myspace rules as there is no nudity and I actually see if as a silly shot where my body looks good so I put it up for fun.  I think my friends thought I was letting my fetish life spill into my vanilla life too much and it also made my page look like pornography(I’m flattered) and everyone who had it on thier “top friends” looked like they were stalking, or being stalked by, a porn star.  Being a big attention whore this was all fun to me and to answer the question, “Doesn’t having a bunch of websites quench your thirst for exhibtionism?” the answer is clearly “No.” 

I am going to Cabo a week from today, just for a few days to attend a friend of a friend’s wedding. Good excuse, huh?  I have never been so any fun things people can tell me about, please do.

A Prius Doesn’t Mean I’m Nice!

Amber Pixie Wells did an excellent job onscreen and off for us LA Producers. Offscreen she was especially helpful cleaning my kitchen counters and providing my pets with extra love.  This is the second time she has stayed and the dog, Maxxxi Fonda, is quite attached.  Knowing Pixie in real life is just as interesting as you think it would be, she is a fascinating little creature. In fact, we can pretend in this picture that I, in a jealous rage after catching my dog spooning with her, hauled her out of the passenger seat and went off!  That is what she thought the shot looked like and it is stimulating to be around a producuer who brings so much to every shoot and the scene.  We shot a long episode for Kara and i think that Amber Pixie Wells and Kendra James will be “Bringin’ Spanking Back” to the site although just to be clear- it never left.  Because I do incorporate anal and diaper play some think that Kara is not a spanking site but Kailee clips are currently running so do not worry -spanking’s back and then some!  Well worth putting some money in my pocket so I can buy pot for the dude I like.  At least I give back to the community. 

In other news I just got off instant messaging Brushstrokes and he has a review of Associations- the Lana, Harmony, Sydnee Capri video that Shadowlane is carrying.  His review will be up Monday night.  I would think he would love this video but let’s face it- no publicity is bad publicity (I guess there are two ways to look at that statement).

You Can take it, Tommy 

My video with Emily Jane and Tom Byron, Prep School Punishments 2: Fem Dom Edition, has just hit the Shadowlane Website.  This is is my fifth video with Shadowlane and a special one as it is my last work in a video for any company other than my own.  Besides Shadowlane I have been lucky enough to shoot with top spanking producers Chelsea Pfeiffer, Bobbie Tawse, and last but not least Punished Brats but I feel you gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em and now I will just be shooting for my own vids.  This is a great one to go out on as Tom’s tolerance is amazing and I have lovely support from Emily Jane, lots of good fem dom banter and Tony, Eve and Butch of Shadowlane to make us all look so good.  Please check it out as it picks upsomewhere after Prep School Punishments, Sierra Salems’ debut a few years back, left off. 

As we wrap up epidsode five on My Spanking Roommate we see Kay Richards turning up the heat with partner Madison Martin and a hairbrush.  While it is not a hardcore sexual site, episode 6 celebrates the sensuality between the two roommates who use spanking as a way to work out their cohabitation issues.  Speaking of, Amber Pixie Wells got into town tonight and she is in bed now.  A bed that she made- which was very nice of her to do.  I was actually kicked out of home economics class in middle school because of no domestic skills so it is always nice to have her.  She is shooting with Chelsea Pfeiffer tomorrow and she wanted to take some pics for tonight to let her fans know she arrived safely and give them a treat.  I thought it was best for her to get an early night.  She has a tough week ahead of her but we do have chance to go to Universal Studios on Wednesday and a black tie party Friday so there will be plenty of pics of the Pix this week.  Do not worry she will be taken good care of. Please enjoy the My Spanking Roommate erotic spanking shot and look forward to some Amber Pixie Wells candids this week.    

Clare Fonda -producer, model, rapper 

Here’s to all you ladies, and you know who you are. 

Your man needs to score weed so he borrows your car

And that cash you loaned him so he’d stay out of jail…

He swears on your life that the check’s in the mail

Borrows funds for college and blows it on meth

Motherfucker’s gonna nickel and dime you to death!

That’s right- Just some love for the ladies out there who may not have children but sure put up with a lot of bullshit.  Happy Sugarmomma’s day. If you’re a freeloader - do Momma a favor today and pick up the tab!

xxx,

Clare 

My favorite photo from Call Me First - what the snooper sees.

So I have been having some trouble logging onto my blog for the past few days turns out I just had to try it on another browser. Live and learn.  So far so good.  Any more cliches this morning?  I feel like I am back teaching English as a Second Language to people much smarter than I could ever hope to be, but they were at my mercy so they could start a new life in America. Sometimes I have a fantasy about tapping into some of my academic connections to get funding for a study based on what I have learned running Spanked Sweeties for the past four years.  Most of you reading my blog know this but Sweeties is the website where we interview girls who were spanked growing up and then play the scenes where I am frequently cast as “Mom.” I will say that there is no shortage of adult actresses who were spanked by their parents growing up, some who were also spanked in school (usually a private school, not the public system as spankings in the U.S. public school system seemed to have diappeared by the early 80’s) by another relative, babysitter or neighbor. I can count on XXX stars for great spankingstories and am sometimes asked if there is a correlation between the girl being spanked growing up and ending up in adult films.  Since I do not interview woman who are not in adult films this is impossible for me to say, but if I had to answer questions on the spot for a spanking study- I feel that most of the genuine spankos were not spanked when they were younger (and when I say genuine spankos I am drawing not only from the experiences of my models but also of people I have met who love spanking, generally male clients from my pro switching days) whereas my sweeties models, who are now willing to act out a scene from thier past - were.  From what I can see, there seems to be a difference between the girl who heard her friend talking about the sore bottom she got for bad grades, and the one who was stapped by dad’s belt on a regular basis.  Girl A often became Woman A who googles “Spanking” on the internet, and who may be reading this now.