Clare Fonda Spanking

They are saying that there were sounds of breaking glass with today’s earthquake which is probably just some very motivated looter.  The minute things start shaking around here or the Lakers win the tough go looting.  I got to see Chelsea Pfeiffer, Eve Howard and Stephanie Locke yesterday. They were having lunch on Ventura Boulevard and I stalked them, then I got some ticket for an illegal turn.  The cop’s name was Officer Goodyear and I imagine he got teased a lot with that name and now gets revenge.    I have noticed when I check ID’s of some of the girls that they will have a last name that sounds kind of sexual and I am sure they caught hell from boys growing up, and from some of the bitchy girls too.  There was this girl in my high school whose last name was ”Dick” and I think she got so sick of dick she is gay now, or maybe always was depending on what theory you subscribe to.

Some of you were nice enough to ask for a follow up on the pending health inspection of my building.  The announcement that was posted on our mailboxes has been moved so either the health department rescheduled or my landlord pulled some strings.    Either way it doesn’t seem like I am gonna get to watch him get his balls put in a vice anytime soon. 

Something nice that has been going on in my life is getting invloved again with animal resue.  An Aussie Cattle dog mix was hit by a car in front of my apartment a few weeks ago and ended up in the shelter waiting to be put to sleep.  Being shaken up from tha accident he wasn’t presenting very well at the pound so I reached out to an organization called The Mutt Scouts.   I would rather not link to them as they are part of my vanilla life but give them a visit and see their good work.  If you do any kind of rescue you know what a tough time the animals are having with all the foreclosures, between people giving up thier pets and it not being a good financial time to take on a new one- the shelters are overcrowded.   

This post brought to you by Clare Fonda Pass.  Thank you, Dave at Cherry Red for the art.

Once more with feeling, MaXXXi 

Let’s give it up to Sarah Gregory for doing such a nice job on her blog.  Here is a candid of her and MaXXXi Fonda while she was on her recent LA tour.  This is a cute one of Sarah but the dog looks a wee bit sick of posing.  Poor pet, he had no idea when I got him out of the East Valley Shelter how much pressure would be involved.  I can assure you he is over 18 in dog years, proof on file.

I get to see Eve Howard tonight which makes my day.  She is in town for a short time only but has made time for all of her friends- Stephanie Locke, Chelsea Pfeiffer and lucky me, I see her first.  She might as well get it over with!  I know she is working on a new book so I will get the scoop on that.  I think she is basing a character on me, some coed called Thalia.  It is so strange as it was my first day working at the Chateau when a guy spanked me and said “You should meet the people at Shadowlane,” and now I have a friendship to treasure with Eve and Tony Elka.  He was a very wise man who was good with a wooden hairbrush. He told me “Don’t let just anyone use this on you,” then beat the hell out of my ass. 

If you don’t like Naomi Cruise Stay Off My Sites this Month 

We’re on Cruise control on just about all our sites with Naomi Cruise, an adult model with a great ass for spanking who reminds me a bit of a young Edie Falco. I’m a major fan of this chick who makes her debut on Kara today with a spanking, buttplug and diaper and her interview unfolds on Sweeties next week. It’s a great one- the little exhibitionist was punished by her mom for flashing boys on the school bus.  Naomi is such a hooter and hollerer when she gets spanked I had to tell her to tone it down for her first shoot which was in my apartment.  Next she was up for us in EE3 and the natural choice for the baddest girl in class and she let it rip.  If you like a fiesty girl screaming and growling thru her spanking, Naomi will steal your heart.  I’m not in love with the platinum blond hair she showed up with for EE3, but hey -I am not her mom, I didn’t even play her mom - and better than the bright red Ronald McDonald coiff one of the girls was sporting last year.  These are just my tastes, you girls do what you want. Either way, you’re getting a spanking.

It has been hot as hell in the San Fernando Valley.  I am trying to to vampire it up as much as possible but you do get stuck with errands. When I walked down to the mailbox recently I saw that my landlord had been served a notice by the department of health to comply with a long list of standards.  Two weeks ago my downstairs neighbor said when we flushed the toilet it was coming up in their tub and it wasn’t the first time. The landlord came over and provided a temporary fix which spewed the waste out onto the street.  I took some pics but they aren’t right for the blog.  This went on for a few days and the waste that accumulated on our yard has not been cleaned up yet, and he had better move his ass before they come back and inspect.  I would say something and get great pleasure off watching the health department bust my landlord’s balls but at the end of the day- I shoot porn, and tend to keep to myself.   This post was brought to you by CLARE FONDA PASS.

 Sinn Sage Seasoned Pro

Who is Sinn Sage sitting between? Two new girls we never worked with before. I know- risky.  A long time subscriber reccommended Jessica Bangkok on the right and Amile Waters, on the left was never and game, her agent said.  During the shoot she kept running and hiding in a plant in the back of the classroom.  When she was actually spanked though-she cried out “I love you.”  Lana gave me that look and I know her inside voice is saying “Hot Mess.” 

Have you checked out Beverly Bacci’s blog?  She has her own take on the recent LA shoots and some more EE3 pics.  I promise to talk about something other than the big video on my next post.  Maybe I will tell you the recent crap I went thru with the cops. 

Honest Abe Knows The Girls are Gonna Get it. 

Three girls flew in for the EE3 shoot.  Blond Ashley Edmonds (Spanked Sweeties) as our exclusive property and Punished Brats famers Beverly Bacci sand Sarah Gregory were in town also shooting for Chelsea Pfeiffer and Bobbie Tawse.  We had them in a hotel by LAX for a couple of days work pre EE3 and after the big shoot they crashed at my apartment.  Sarah said upon waking, when she opened her eyes, Beverly was doing stretches.  The Cameraman said when he closes his eyes, Beverly is doing stretches.  I chose Beverly to get an extra spanking from one of her classmates as a new feature in EE3 because she was spanked first and I knew viewers would be missing her by the halfway point of the vid.  Also I love the look she had for EE3 with a BCBG skirt she reminded me of Natalie Wood in Splendour in the Grass.  When we do the Exclusive Educations I always ask for girls to bring an outfit that looks not so strippery more like a real school girl.  At the end of the day I am happy if the skirt shields the twat, but good job, visiting girls, for looking the part.

Exclusive Education 3 Comes to Girl Spanks Girl in August. 

Just to let everyone know that we filmed Exclusive Education 3 on Sunday and The Cameraman is starting to edit the footage. I should be able to get a look at it really soon. I am writing this post to let you know it did happen. Lana and myself, along with a cast of ten actresses assuming the roles of schoolgirls filmed the third year of Exclusive Education.  I am going to go ahead and sound like a baby and say the three hour shoot was “grueling.”  At times it was incredibly brutal- with Sinn Sage taking a beating from Lana and the Attidude Adjuster paddle at a level that I have not seen since watching Kelly Payne beat a man’s ass.  Other times I felt we needed ballgags and restraints to control the group of ten girls.  I hope this adds up to a brilliant study in corporal punishment we can all jack off to, but like i said- I have seen nothing yet.  I will be blogging about it all week. 

Ashley Edmonds has confirmed for EE3 which shoots July 13th.  I am really glad we can work this out as Ashley is a lot of fun and a real hard worker.  Her interview and spankings were so detailed on Sweeties last year that we spent her entire shoot for that site- so this time she will be on GSG over Lana’s knee.  She can handle it and her girl-next-door looks may make her a teacher’s pet who ends up in trouble like all the other girls, for once.   Believe me - no matter how wholesome a girl looks she gets spanked hard in EE3. Thank you for the nice picture, Ashley, that is exactly what I wanted.

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