Clare Fonda Spanking

They are saying that there were sounds of breaking glass with today’s earthquake which is probably just some very motivated looter.  The minute things start shaking around here or the Lakers win the tough go looting.  I got to see Chelsea Pfeiffer, Eve Howard and Stephanie Locke yesterday. They were having lunch on Ventura Boulevard and I stalked them, then I got some ticket for an illegal turn.  The cop’s name was Officer Goodyear and I imagine he got teased a lot with that name and now gets revenge.    I have noticed when I check ID’s of some of the girls that they will have a last name that sounds kind of sexual and I am sure they caught hell from boys growing up, and from some of the bitchy girls too.  There was this girl in my high school whose last name was ”Dick” and I think she got so sick of dick she is gay now, or maybe always was depending on what theory you subscribe to.

Some of you were nice enough to ask for a follow up on the pending health inspection of my building.  The announcement that was posted on our mailboxes has been moved so either the health department rescheduled or my landlord pulled some strings.    Either way it doesn’t seem like I am gonna get to watch him get his balls put in a vice anytime soon. 

Something nice that has been going on in my life is getting invloved again with animal resue.  An Aussie Cattle dog mix was hit by a car in front of my apartment a few weeks ago and ended up in the shelter waiting to be put to sleep.  Being shaken up from tha accident he wasn’t presenting very well at the pound so I reached out to an organization called The Mutt Scouts.   I would rather not link to them as they are part of my vanilla life but give them a visit and see their good work.  If you do any kind of rescue you know what a tough time the animals are having with all the foreclosures, between people giving up thier pets and it not being a good financial time to take on a new one- the shelters are overcrowded.   

This post brought to you by Clare Fonda Pass.  Thank you, Dave at Cherry Red for the art.