Clare Fonda Spanking

Fancy meeting Harmony in a dark alley. 

I went thru a difficult thing adult actors sometimes have to deal with today.  My ex (as of 6pm) boyfriend called my family and told them I was a hooker who did porn.  I think this is a day people in the industry dread coming.  I wouldn’t call myself a hooker as I haven’t had a client in ages, but I guess you suck one or two dicks for money and all of a sudden people judge ya’!  I much prefer to work out my prostitution fantasies on Spanked Call Girls.  That’s when you knwo you’re a bit old to be hooking, when you have to play the pimp.  Honestly though a good escort of any age is always good to know as I have friends on the look out who support the institution of prostitution.    

As The Camerman’s birthday draws near a great shoot he did plays on Roommate. Madison looks so fit in her leotard and Harmony is a ballbusting blond boss, always dressing like slut at work.  I love it how this woman can be wearing something a little longer than biker shorts and still make a beleivable supervisor. The site must be set in Florida.

 I also want to thank everyone on the post below for offering their opinion on the whole WMV vs. RM debate. I have gotten quite a few private emails and value all the feedback, and the usual lascivious comments are welcome, too.  By the way, does anyone have any idea wherabouts in Mexico Paris Kennedy and I should go the end of February?  Cancun, Cozumel, Cabo, or some place not beginning with a “C’ ?

Ooooh, Fancy! 

The Cameraman and I were talking about what equipment we need for the new year and we began discussing WMV vs. RM files.  What do people really want to watch?  Our site My Spanking Roommate is in Hi Def so we went with WMVs because it was vetter with the conversion process; however, we use RM’s for the other four sites.  We saw that Real Spankings used RMs when our paysites were getting up to speed so we went with RMs and they have been pretty easy to work with on our end but WMVs seem to be what most sites are using now, especially mainstream hardcore.  We plan to start offering both for a bit while we find out what people really want.  I don’t ask for comments very often but woudl be curious to knwo how viewers feel and if you don’t care to leave a comment would love to hear from you at clarefonda@aol.com regarding WMV vs. RM… the debate continues.

I hope everyone had great holidays.  It is the Cameraman’s birthday on January 5th so I amtrying to figure out who he is going to get to spank on the shoot we are having that day.  He might get it as well! 

 Momma Clare is always eyeballing new talent

 I have been planning a couple of shoots for early January then no shooting for a while. I don’t like to be too far ahead with shooting. I find it is better to have just a couple of months worth in the can.  The shoot we have planned for the 5th is what I will call the “Girl Next Door Shoot”  First we have the ultimate girl next door, Sarah Gregory, (If you live next door to a fetish dungeon ) in town.  We just booked a model called Jackie Avalon who looks like a friendly sorority girl (This is fantasy. Work with me, people) I also have a new model, a real life LA Lady who is interested in topping on camera.  She also happens to be beautiful which didn’t hurt her chances of booking the job.  She sent me some nudes her boyfriend had taken.  Like everyone, she’s younger than I am but a believable age to play auntie to Sarah and Jackie.  Sorry to tease with no pictures of this crew but I need to secure shots we can use.

Paris Kennedy has a blog up. 

Season’s Greetings from Spankbadass

Who will win the “Big Eye -Off” ?

Who better to usher in a new dog than my dear Paris Kennedy.  Paris and I go way back to when she was barely legal and having been pulling mother/daughter rackets ever since.  She may call herself Kennedy but she’s all Fonda!  Here she is with the latest addition to my home (kennel) This is Goblin, a Chi X from the East Valley Shelter.  She looks so much like Maxxxi Fonda, my other Chi X, that I am hoping the landlord doesn’t notice I have two.  Goblin had been in the shelter for months.  She had been brought in as a mom with pups suckling . Her loser human said it was too much of a financial strain to take care of the new family. Maybe he/she should have gotten a free spay voucher and Goblin would have never put her owners under so much duress.  I am sure they kept a pup or two and signed the papers that could have the 4 year old Goblin euthanized at any second.  Luckily, East Valley holds pets as long as they can and surfing the net one night I noticed her.  That’s right folks, I stay off match.com and Craigs list and give my love to needy pets.  My boyfriend likes it better that way. 

It was also great to have a visit from Paige Richards.  Paige was staying in Burbank and we shot some Call Girls scenes in her hotel room.  I’ll tease you with those shots later but needless to say Ms. Richards is looking amazing and we had a nice dinner and drinks session after the shoot.  Her strict and sexy ways make her such a great addition to the cast of my new site.  As usual she showed her southern hospitality by letting my tipsy ass crash in her room.  ‘Tis the season!

Thank you Paige and Paris, I’m Fonda you both. 

 Kay sees it all in Hi Def on Roomies

I’m thankful for what’s between my legs and for my friend Octavio in Austin. 

I had a fun Thanksgiving weekend in Austin, Texas with a friend from high school I have not seen for twenty two years. I did not have to lie and tell him how great he looks as he is a fastidious gay man and I was happy to play Oscar to his Felix all weeekend.  I met up with other friends in Austin both old and new and even was recognized by a nice spanko who I will look forward to seeing at Shadowlane next year.  Everyone is Austin seemed very, very nice and I’d like to go back in 2009 if they will have me.

The Cameraman went on an editing spree and I got some good new content before I was even planing on it.  Alanah Rae is a great Spanked Sweetie, with her punished past and bouncy ass she was a squiming submissive over my knee who really “stays in the scene” as we said in acting school.  Check out this funny read on her as well which I found on her agencies website.  As far as spanking goes, though check out Alanah’s interview and scene on Spanked Sweeties.  She is such an accomodating girl who could be model Harmony’s sister. 

Zip up your pants, dude, or you’re next!