Clare Fonda Spanking

Anyone got a Garden Weasel?

Congratulations to everyone who has enough money to go out tonight. It has been a tough year financially.  Many people say the adult industry is recession proof but nothing is.  I am grateful to be in a field that holds steadier than many an thankful to the members’ continued support despite their financial challenges.  Here’s to 2010 getting better and stronger. Having been in this game for a while now I know more about what customers want and am working extra hard to bring it.  Our upcoming shoot is with Bronte next week, A Punished Brats girl who will be shot for Spanked Call Girls with Snow Mercy .  I must toddle off now as I have errands but wanted to thank everyone for their feedback and money and basically needed and excuse to pust a nudie pic.

Ahsli Orion is spanked for being a ho ho ho on Roommate 

I don’t celebrate Christmas and I am not sure what the Cameraman’s stance is on it but one thing I do know is he loves to shoot Xmas scenes with Elves getting spanked.  This year is a very good showing with Ashli Orion, Sarah Gregory and Abigail Whittaker getting spanked currently running on Roommate as ’tis the season. 

I have made a big blunder calling the new video on Girl Spanks Girl Aunt Bella as really Snow Mercy plays Cousin Bella to the two girls, but they do call her Aunt Bella, per my direction.  We’re just going to keep the name Aunt Bella - it sounds good. I am awful at figuring out family trees probably as grew up in the US with all extended family in England. I am sure all my aunts and uncles are nice people but I would not know them if I saw them on the street. Maybe this disenfranchised aspect steers one toward producing adult content as there is a certain lack of accountability.  It also saves you lots of hassle at Christmas time!  That’s way more time I can spend being naughty.

Alcia Panetierre, Snow Mercy and Lily Anna star in Aunt Bella now playing on Girl Spanks Girl 

We moved the last video we shot up in the queue as I think it is a great follow up to EE4 on Girl Spanks Girl.  Aunt Bella starts today and it stars Snow Mercy, Lily Anna and Alicia Panetierre, whom me met at Shadowlane and she came out a week or so ago to shoot the vid. She is a lovely young woman totally natural, and a real spanko.  I love her eyebrows! Lily Anna took a really hard spanking and worked on a bunch of projects all weekend. She was just great.  She has a delicious sense of humor and looks wonderful. Sometimes I have to laugh when she is getting spanked - not when I am in the scene with her but when I am running the camera which is still bad.  She cries but I know it is just a release for her, not a truly horrific experience, although she did take it very hard this time.  She did very well and held her own next to Alicia who explores spanking in her real life.

Snow was excellent and I spanked her hard in a flashback sequence.  A friend of hers told me she loved it so I didn’t go easy on her.  The Cameraman told me it was a very good scene.  I knocked my elbow on the back on the chair we were using so I was very relieved to take her to the “naughty chair” -a high chair we have used in a few of our shoots and that way Snow was free to wiggle around and I able to cut loose with the hairbrush atop the naughty chair!  It’s a damn good vid and please enjoy Alcia’s blog

Bruno- the lastest freeloader at Fonda Manor 

So sorry to have been off the blog for so long. What can I say- I’m an asshole!  I’ve also been extremely busy with out last shoot of the year- and boy, was it a goodie- details to come. For now just a quick post to let everyone know Fonda is back blogging.  I also got a new “kid” who my ex boyfriend found as a stray starving for grub.  As any model who has stayed with me knows the last thing I needed was another cat.  Although my ex has pretty much moved out I still have his original cat and now this one I named Bruno. Yeah, I guess saying “Why the hell are you dumping another cat on me?” and then naming the feline is classic mixed signals! Not to mention I bought him a bed but as you can see form the pic it’s a dog bed as Bruno is about 13 pounds.  A huge guy and very affectionate.  He’s on my lap as I am writing this and wondering that when other women go thru breakups they get the house, the car, and I always seem to get the cats!  I think I have to stop saying I am not a cat person and start saying I am not a relationship person otherwise you can look for me on the next 20/20 crazy cat lady expose.  

Okay everyone, thanks for the support and talk soon. 

I got a call from where I grew up in Florida that my best friend from high school had passed away Sunday.   He was the first person I ever got high with, my prom date two years in a row and my first kiss . (He was gay but he wanted to show me how to kiss well- like a man.)  We used to design our own clothes and he bleached my hair white.  We partied every day and on weekends danced our asses off at the gay bars in Ft. Lauderdale. It was the 80’s and I had a fake ID, plus you could always get into a gay bar with a cute guy.  He was so proud of me.  One of the last times we talked a few years ago I told him “I’m a dominatrix” and he said “Of course you are.”  He loved what I did and felt partly responsible as we grew up wild, scaring the hell out of my parents. He went out surrounded by great friends and was extremely active up until the end, singing in a Baptist choir.  I don’t know enough about what went in in the last few years of his life but from gathering bits and pieces I have no doubt he made so many people laugh, and in high school I felt like his princess.  Once we went to college and he got a serious boyfriend (Yeah, not me) I stopped doing so many things we did. No more sunbathing in baby oil eating Mc Donald’s Ice cream cones, no more shoplifting, and no more crack (I only tried it once)  It was time to grow up, kiss a straight guy and remember someone who stood up for the gay kids that were having a hard time in high school, or at least told them which bars to check out. I’ll miss living in the same world.  I was so lucky to have him shine his light on me.

A few people have asked about the last shoot we did with Lana and the young lady she brought us.  Desiree will make her debut in Back to School by then end of the year on Girl Spanks Girl and here are a few pictures. She reminds me of Laura Linney. Good looking out, Lana. 

 ”When will my bottom be on the internet, Miss Lana?”  “Not until December. Please be patient.” 

EE4 is finally drawing to a close on Girl Spanks Girl with Snow Mercy getting her comeuppance as the icing on the cake and some funny outtakes as the sprinkles.  The folks who already bought the video from Shadowlane know what a delight it is to see Miss Snow get her exclusive education.  I must say she is one of the most versatile ladies in spanking modeling.

I have been a bit overwhelmed with animal rescue lately.  When I started helping homeless dogs about 8 years ago it was one of the things that led me to work in a fetish dungeon as vet bills are expensive.  Next I was producing so I always felt like being my own boss and animal resue were connected.  I rented a house with a big yard for two reasons- to shoot videos privately and to help dogs. Working with shelters and rescue groups this year has shown me how many animals needs homes in a time of economic crisis.  If you are thinking of taking an animal home for the holidays I send you the best wishes I have. I don’t really do hugs, I’m British - but thank you from the bottom of my heart. Try and remember when it seems like I am hustling my product to much, it’s for the dogs! (and the occasional pussy)

sent to the corner for messy hair 

Our revamped My Spanking Roommate is up so please check out the free spanking video showing off quite a few new scenes and characters. Chloe Elise and  Madison Martin are the stars of the current episode and we retooled the website a bit. Still a few modifications to be made on our design but enjoy the free clip. We have 38 episodes on Roommate and we started it Valentine’s Day of 2008 so plenty of content on that site and Chloe’s character evolution is a welcome addition.

I also have a fun interview up on Spank Place with some pics from my freind Alex George. Thank you A.G. and Mark Johnson of Spank Place who runs a really nice interview site. Please check it out.

Okay, I may be going to some cougar party tonight or staying home as many cougars do - paying bills.  I hope we all get to party at some point this weekend. Have a good one… 

We were supposed to release our new footage of Chloe Elise on My Spanking Roommate today but The Cameraman had a nasty computer crash late last week losing about 20 hours of work so we are pushed back til Wednesday.  The first scene is pictured above. Chloe is moving in with Snow Mercy and decides to arrive early. She didn’t know that Snow’s friend Madison is in there making some pudding.  Madison finds it shady that Chloe has just sneaked in and gets her OTK with the pudding spoon.  Everyone seems to be very responsive to the overalls that Chloe is wearing.  I had some myself when I was about her age and then when I started pushing 30 I decided to stop wearing anything baggy. It just doesn’t work for my exhibitionist nature.  My male roommate offered to take them off my hands.  I should have known then that he was gay.  Now he shares a home with the man of his dreams and is in far more of a functional relationship than most of my straight friends.  He’d be about 47 now so I sure hope he got rid of those overalls….ouch.

Chloe is clearly gifted. 

Incase you haven’t read Chloes blog, the news is that she’s our new babe on My Spanking Roommate.  Besides the wonderful Kay Richards and Madison Martin and the other cast members on the spanking soap opera we have fleshed out (heh heh,pervy laugh) the roles of some existing co stars and introduced some new characters.  Chloe had a small role on the site before but is now a major part of things and it will be great to have Miss Chris and Audrey Knight as new tops.  Chloe’s first scene with Madison Martin premieres on Monday, Nov 2.  I’ll also be running some content this Monday of a very vulnerable little Chloe being man spanked on Spanked Call Girls that day so it’s now time for me to shamelessly self promote and say if you love Chloe Elise it’s a great time to join all the sites she’s on with our Clare Fonda Pass.

It has been really nice to see Abigail Whittaker on Spanked Sweeties and it reminds of how well we got along.  Although I am way older than Abi she reminds me of someone I would sneak off and get high with in the school bathroom.  She seems like the type of girl you’d want to be trapped in an elevator with because she has a calming effect and could fit thru any small opening that may lead to rescue.  Anyway, I am sure our paths will cross again sometime and she has a hot scene on Sweeties right now with Sarah Gregory.  Sarah so loves getting spanked and will be at the Crimson Moon party next week.  Please do keep your eye on her!

A doggie and pussy shot!

My friend Alex George was over the other day taking some photos of me. Alex is a cool guy and has been second cameraman on a lot of our stuff, not to mention takes great stills. He has been in Amsterdam and I haven’t seen him for about a year so it was great to do so.  We always chat about what is in the news (I rely on him and Eve Howard to keep me up on things), and one thing we noted was the whole “Balloon Boy” scandal. I had been hearing plenty about the kid who was not so swept up in the balloon and had the nation on pins and needles but i hadn’t actually sat down and read any of articles.  Sunday night I did and my eyes almost possed out of my head- I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!  I worked with Balloon Boy’s parents on a Candid Camera type project in LA about 6 years ago….and do i believe they would waste taxpayers money for their bullshit- yes!!  That being said I got along very well with them but could tell Richard had a nasty temper and Mayumi was doing all she could to deal with a her creative brokeass  husband as well as looking after the kids.  I sincerely wish them well as they are gonna need all the help they can get as they are going to get so much more than a spanking! Anyway enough said as their 15 minutes is up. No one will hire them except me.

I have just two shoots at the end of the year and one of them is a full out erotic g/g spanking and sex with some toys, including a strap on.  Do not worry- I am not going the hardcore route with our material, but I think it will be fun to direct a video like this and see how well it is received.  I also see a lot of lesbian sex on the web that I think looks really fake I so plan to make a positive contribution to society with something that is raw and hardcore. 

Anyway, on a not so sexy note I am nursing a cold so time to go take some droplets of colloidal silver.

Can you believe the sloppy job the handyman did with the AC unit. It’s like he blew his wad and left. Typical.