Clare Fonda Spanking

I came here for a spanking, not to make you Martinis, Momma Clare. 

Mormon looking hottie spanko and model Chloe Elise has arrived today on Spanked Call Girls.  She is quite bratty and the only way to handle her was to spank her beauty of a bum for a long, long time. I did what I had to do!  I asked her to bring some slut wear and she came up with a little black dress and blue eyeshadow, but by the next scene she was back to looking like she got spanked by The Preppy Handbook.   There are some girls you just can’t tart up but I am sure that is something I can spank her for next time!  She’s a stunning lady.  In the pictures I fantasize that we are mom and daughter from TV’s Gossip Girl.   

There are a bevvy of spanking models going to Shadowlane.  It may be more than any year ever.  I think I am going to have to do a master cleanse to hold my end up around these young bitches and I mean that with love. Then again- maybe it is a good idea to save that cleanse for after the party considering the amount of carousing that will be going on. I hear lots of English models will be there who can probably drink us Yanks under the table.  I am glad The Cameraman will be driving us to and from the timeshare. He doesn’t drink he says it makes him too honest.  

For the Shadowlane Spanking Convention we will have a handful of new videos for sale.  Long Weekend, which is currently on Girl Spanks Girl, will be the newest long video we’ll have on DVD.  The response to the video which is currently about half way through is interesting as people don’t seem to mind the fact that the new domme doesn’t spank so hard because her look and manner are so accurate.   I am very pleased that some people feel a spanking does not have to be too brutal to do its job.  I do come in and spank Sarah and Jackie in the second half of the video and not used to being the heavy hittter I was comfortable shooting with girls who really let me cut loose. For my first scene with Abigail Whittacker I realized early on she needed it strict and hard, it really seemed to be the only way to play a scene with her at this shoot, which was our first.  I like to be able to tune into the spankers needs in the 2 hours we have together!

Also at the convention we’ll have copies of The Professional Student with Amelia Jane Rutherford, Lana and myself. I thought this was our best vid of the years. Also we have a new office spanking compilation form My Spanking Roommate and a Collection of Callgirls scenes.  Of course I’ll bring plenty of other long videos and EE3’s.  Let me know if there is anything you are looking for as I don’t do mail order (you can order our stuff thru Shadowlane) so I’ll be sure to bring a copy.

Kay has a bitch of a time on Clare Spanks Men

Today is a much more romantic setting than Valentine’s Day was here.  This is the perfect weather for staying in bed with someone who can keep you warm.  Even people with intimacy problems wouldn’t mind cuddling up to a hot body as you hear the rain on the window, with the bittersweet taste of an ambien in your mouth.  For Valentine’s a friend and I went across the street to Angulino.  I was turned onto this place by Paris Kennedy back when she lived in the Valley. It’s in a strip mall, and although Paris dresses up for everything, I enjoy rolling in there in my sweats, sometimes a cap making me resemble Charlize Theron in Monster.  I like the whole strip mall/gourmet juxtaposition and the way the chef will make you custom orders,  Pasta Puttanesca (whore’s pasta) being my favorite. I was so happy to see a a nice crowd for Valentine’s Day and from where I was sitting I could see the chef overseeing his kitchen staff. It was the first time I had witnessed a small staff working for him and my heart warmed as I saw a man who had stuck with his business and his talent was finally having a chance to shine.  This is my new favorite restaurant and I hope you get a chance to visit it if you come by Valley Village.  Sorry to give you a post all about eating and not about spanking, but I have an intense anchovy craving that if I were to show up ten minutes late to the pizza party and someone had eaten the anchovies, capers or even the black olives off the pie, I may have to beat their ass so hard they could never even smell these foods without feeling warm in the seat. 

The Cameraman and I took a break from work and saw The Wrestler today.  I liked the movie but I wasn’t sure about it’s message to women- keep yourself looking hot at forty plus and you might snag Mickey Rourke.  At least that’s what I took away from it.  The good news is there are lots of Marisa Tomei ass shots. The bad news is Mickey shows his dumper a couple of times as well. Still- I hope he gets the Oscar for it as I want to see him thank his dogs again like he did at the Golden Globes.  Some of us still think he should’ve gotten it for Angel Heart so it’s long overdue.

I’ll get your ass redder than a heart shaped box of candy

I had promised Alanah Rae for Valentine’s Day but the Cameraman had it ready today so her new scene is up and running on Spanked Sweeties, enjoy.  You may get a laugh out of the fact that Alanah is wearing the same panties as she was in our first shoot and that seems like a pretty good reason for us to have her back for a third try in some new underwear!  Anyway, she is beautiful and we spend a long time talking about the spankings her mom gave her very late in her teens. 

 I have been whining about my Roebek’s drama on this blog and the tale seems to have come to a sad end - Roebecks on Laurel Canyon has closed, the store is basically stripped which explains why corporate was running it into the ground with the lack of supplies. I am wondering if it is the entire chain or just that location.  Anyway, I have not had my smoothie today but the camerman is here and I am going to insist we have a massage.  The rain is pouring down and it should be ultra relaxing. 

A couple of people have been asking for me to post some naked pics - of myself!!  You perverts…just kidding.  I will be happy to I just haven’t taken any in a while. Here is a partially clothed one of Goblin.

Oh My God I am fucking 25 today 

Sarah Gregory’s birthday falls on a day where you can see her getting a bare bottom spanking on most major spanking websites so whoever is handling her PR is a political animal. Happy 25th birthday, Sarah and if you ever feel a quarter life crisis coming on I think there about a couple of million people who want to help you work that out with a spanking.  That whole “men don’t spank me” thing doesn’t stop them wanting to.

I checked out Jamba Juice Green Tea selection and it jacked me up bigtime to where I was shaking on the elliptical trainer.  I am built for downers and caffeine has never really had a good effect so I will be going back to Roebeks with my tail between my legs.    

Also going by Whole Foods today which is where I got the hairbrush I just used on Chloe and Sarah and Jackie Avalon took in the above pictured Long Weekend on Girl Spanks Girl.  They say this brush is hard and I took it a little while from Chloe in a scene on Call Girls.  It is not kind at first but when it feels good it feels very good.  I hadn’t been spanked in a few months and it reminded me of how much I liked it.  I also had a feeling Chloe wanted to spank me, not to mention the fact her ass needed a break. 

I saw the movie The Reader last night. It was very good although for movie Kate Winslet was in I liked Revolutionary Road much more. I thought it was just wonderful and I completely related to it while The Reader seemed a bit melodramatic, not that I cannot relate to melodrama!  Anyway I give both these flicks my swat of approval and if you didn’t like them I owe you a spank (Take that any way you will)

Does this blue eye shadow make me look like a hooker? 

As promised, here is a picture of Chloe Elise on her Call Girls shoot from last week.  This content will not be seen until March at the earliest but what the hell-it’s a lovely picture! It’s very rainy in Los Angeles now. I just ate a chocolate covered banana from Trader Joe’s which is pretty good comfort food.  As every model who spends any time with me sees I have my food addictions- I just try to keep them healthy.  Roebeks has been a great friend to me this past year or so.  They opened a lot of their juice bars in the Valley and I love the green Tea Sensation which I have with soy milk and soy sorbet. Not only is soy milk easy to digest it made my tits get bigger.  It has been upsetting how the Roebek’s down the street has run out of not only soy but also green tea, and this is not the first time.  I am going to have to take my act to the Jamba Juice on Ventura Boulevard and I wil let you know how thier green tea drink works for me.  I will miss Robek’s, miss the way they said “The same?” everytime I went in, how they told me I was pretty and how they respected my tips and made the drinks lickity split, but I feel like I am in an abusive relationship and it is time to move on.  Chloe Elise was the last model I treated to Roebeks, bring on the Jamba Juice junkies. 

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Due to popular demand, My Spanking Roommate has revamped its story line to include more M/f spanking.  After our scenes with Danny Chrighton were so popular last year, we decided to shoot some more boy/girl spanking scenes for Roommate, the first of which appears next week with James Mitchell and Sarah Faye, but do not worry F/f devotees of the site, men spanking women represents only 20% of the total content.  We hope that is a mix that works for most -of course we know we can’t please all. Madison Martin has the bum that takes the man hands and she suffers so beautifully, of course she learns lessons from Mistress Gemini, Lana and other top ladies as well this year. Yes- My Spanking Roommate will be one year old on Valentine’s Day- how romantic. It means there is a hell of a lot of new content these days.

I followed the Boy George case in England in which he was convicted of assault or at least attempted assualt of a male escort, and while I am appalled by the non consensual aspect of what George considered a “session” I was intrigued to see that he had wanted to spank this male model.  I always knew George was a top and lets hope he can keep that up in prison.  I had a crush on Boy George in high school and if he hadn’t been so clearly not into girls, I might have fantasized about him spanking me in a smug way. Although I never considered George “in drag” I wonder if fans of F/f would consider a transvestite to be an effective top.  Just asking - as we do have some beautiful trannies out here in LA who could probably give a mean spanking. 

Anyway, sorry to have been away from my blog for so long it is good to be back.  I’ll post a lovely pic of Chloe Elise from her shoot last week but for now I must go sleep with Prince Ambien.