Clare Fonda Spanking

Kay has a bitch of a time on Clare Spanks Men

Today is a much more romantic setting than Valentine’s Day was here.  This is the perfect weather for staying in bed with someone who can keep you warm.  Even people with intimacy problems wouldn’t mind cuddling up to a hot body as you hear the rain on the window, with the bittersweet taste of an ambien in your mouth.  For Valentine’s a friend and I went across the street to Angulino.  I was turned onto this place by Paris Kennedy back when she lived in the Valley. It’s in a strip mall, and although Paris dresses up for everything, I enjoy rolling in there in my sweats, sometimes a cap making me resemble Charlize Theron in Monster.  I like the whole strip mall/gourmet juxtaposition and the way the chef will make you custom orders,  Pasta Puttanesca (whore’s pasta) being my favorite. I was so happy to see a a nice crowd for Valentine’s Day and from where I was sitting I could see the chef overseeing his kitchen staff. It was the first time I had witnessed a small staff working for him and my heart warmed as I saw a man who had stuck with his business and his talent was finally having a chance to shine.  This is my new favorite restaurant and I hope you get a chance to visit it if you come by Valley Village.  Sorry to give you a post all about eating and not about spanking, but I have an intense anchovy craving that if I were to show up ten minutes late to the pizza party and someone had eaten the anchovies, capers or even the black olives off the pie, I may have to beat their ass so hard they could never even smell these foods without feeling warm in the seat. 

The Cameraman and I took a break from work and saw The Wrestler today.  I liked the movie but I wasn’t sure about it’s message to women- keep yourself looking hot at forty plus and you might snag Mickey Rourke.  At least that’s what I took away from it.  The good news is there are lots of Marisa Tomei ass shots. The bad news is Mickey shows his dumper a couple of times as well. Still- I hope he gets the Oscar for it as I want to see him thank his dogs again like he did at the Golden Globes.  Some of us still think he should’ve gotten it for Angel Heart so it’s long overdue.

I’ll get your ass redder than a heart shaped box of candy