Clare Fonda Spanking

Mirror, mirror…  My Spanking Roommate.com 

I hope everyone is well I have been hard at work with the sites and obsessing over things which I can’t control.  I am sure you know what I mean.  My friend Chief has some cool clips of mine on www.spankingblogg.com, please enjoy. Also Marc has new interviews on www.spankplace.com. I think the most recent is with Amber Pixie Wells.  You can’t go wrong with her!  That’s the producer in me coming out. See- I try and be cool and turn people onto other blogs especially when I am not keeping mine up as regularly as I should. 

Something has been bugging me lately and I guess I’ll just call it the “one swat.” I have had to deal with a few one swatters lately.  One was my ex who was showing off in front of another guy and whacked me really hard on my upper back. I have a long ass (I can talk about myself in base terms) and he still missed the mark.  Another guy who did not nail the sweet spot lately was  a friend of mine I have known for years who is not into spanking but is competitive enough to do it right on occasion. Another smack to my lower back.  Swatting isn’t spanking and I feel that they are thinking they are contibuting to the lifestyle by laying a misplaced one on me.  Don’t worry -it is not as if they will read this and come after me with a paddle.  It just reminds me so much of the whole “Whose your daddy?” smack during sex.  I always want to say “Someone with better credit than you.” 

Okay I got my bitch out for the night.  Onto a more pleasant topic.  Kay and Madison, the original stars of My Spanking Roommate, have a great scene on there right now. I spank them hard in front of a mirror which is something I love to film.  Also got an email today from the lovely Alicia Panetierre. As well as being a member of the SCONY group she is wonderful on our sites .  She sent me the sweet picture below and I am looking forward to working with her again. She sure can take it hard so I can let the Cameraman have some fun with her. Sometimes with the girls we get from agencies I watch the Cameraman hammer their butts with his heavy paws and I imagine the verbal thrashing I am going to get from their agent.  Hey that is actually a good scene idea next time I want a guy to spank me on camera- the adult actress agent pays Clare a visit because her girls came back from the shoot marked up. Another fun and twisted scene for the next time we have a great male top. Forget the amatuer swats I will leave it to the pros.  

Model Alicia Panetierre

Thanks for all the info below on finding cars. I really appreciate the comments. I remember when I was working at the Chateau checking out things on Carfax. One of my ex’s is giving me a 94 Honda so I can go out and find a car. I wasn’t covered for a rental on my policy. I may wanna do that next time although I’m pretty stubborn and pissed about how high insurance is in California so I tend to have a bad attitude about it. 

I have been doing two things, one working a lot and opening up lots of new ways to see our product. Besides just straight up joining our sites Shadowlane is currently carrying the video Spanked Call Girls, check out the very nice photo spread Butch Simms did for it. I have also added a host of new titles to Hot Movies. I have never heard any complaints about their system or quality, and finally- I have a diaper clips store going on on Clips4Sale. 

I say all this so you will feel I have been industrious but the truth is I have been drinking like a fish. Since I haven’t gotten another car yet my friends have been driving me around so my one cocktail when I go out has turned into three.  I had better get a car soon before I am drinking back like I did in high school!

My drawers kept showing! 

My first Shadowlane shoot was with dashing spanking top Steve Fuller and I have missed him!  I indulged and played  his stalker on Spanked Sweeties. It’s very Play Misty For Me and yeah- the stalker gets spanked.

On January 1st an SUV drove into my car in Pasadena. It was a major bitchslap and my car is totalled.  I am very lucky but I don’t like auto shopping. Suggestions, anyone?  I’ll probably hit Craigslist, it’s better for cars than it is for men.     

Anyone got a Garden Weasel?

Congratulations to everyone who has enough money to go out tonight. It has been a tough year financially.  Many people say the adult industry is recession proof but nothing is.  I am grateful to be in a field that holds steadier than many an thankful to the members’ continued support despite their financial challenges.  Here’s to 2010 getting better and stronger. Having been in this game for a while now I know more about what customers want and am working extra hard to bring it.  Our upcoming shoot is with Bronte next week, A Punished Brats girl who will be shot for Spanked Call Girls with Snow Mercy .  I must toddle off now as I have errands but wanted to thank everyone for their feedback and money and basically needed and excuse to pust a nudie pic.

Ahsli Orion is spanked for being a ho ho ho on Roommate 

I don’t celebrate Christmas and I am not sure what the Cameraman’s stance is on it but one thing I do know is he loves to shoot Xmas scenes with Elves getting spanked.  This year is a very good showing with Ashli Orion, Sarah Gregory and Abigail Whittaker getting spanked currently running on Roommate as ’tis the season. 

I have made a big blunder calling the new video on Girl Spanks Girl Aunt Bella as really Snow Mercy plays Cousin Bella to the two girls, but they do call her Aunt Bella, per my direction.  We’re just going to keep the name Aunt Bella - it sounds good. I am awful at figuring out family trees probably as grew up in the US with all extended family in England. I am sure all my aunts and uncles are nice people but I would not know them if I saw them on the street. Maybe this disenfranchised aspect steers one toward producing adult content as there is a certain lack of accountability.  It also saves you lots of hassle at Christmas time!  That’s way more time I can spend being naughty.

Alcia Panetierre, Snow Mercy and Lily Anna star in Aunt Bella now playing on Girl Spanks Girl 

We moved the last video we shot up in the queue as I think it is a great follow up to EE4 on Girl Spanks Girl.  Aunt Bella starts today and it stars Snow Mercy, Lily Anna and Alicia Panetierre, whom me met at Shadowlane and she came out a week or so ago to shoot the vid. She is a lovely young woman totally natural, and a real spanko.  I love her eyebrows! Lily Anna took a really hard spanking and worked on a bunch of projects all weekend. She was just great.  She has a delicious sense of humor and looks wonderful. Sometimes I have to laugh when she is getting spanked - not when I am in the scene with her but when I am running the camera which is still bad.  She cries but I know it is just a release for her, not a truly horrific experience, although she did take it very hard this time.  She did very well and held her own next to Alicia who explores spanking in her real life.

Snow was excellent and I spanked her hard in a flashback sequence.  A friend of hers told me she loved it so I didn’t go easy on her.  The Cameraman told me it was a very good scene.  I knocked my elbow on the back on the chair we were using so I was very relieved to take her to the “naughty chair” -a high chair we have used in a few of our shoots and that way Snow was free to wiggle around and I able to cut loose with the hairbrush atop the naughty chair!  It’s a damn good vid and please enjoy Alcia’s blog

Bruno- the lastest freeloader at Fonda Manor 

So sorry to have been off the blog for so long. What can I say- I’m an asshole!  I’ve also been extremely busy with out last shoot of the year- and boy, was it a goodie- details to come. For now just a quick post to let everyone know Fonda is back blogging.  I also got a new “kid” who my ex boyfriend found as a stray starving for grub.  As any model who has stayed with me knows the last thing I needed was another cat.  Although my ex has pretty much moved out I still have his original cat and now this one I named Bruno. Yeah, I guess saying “Why the hell are you dumping another cat on me?” and then naming the feline is classic mixed signals! Not to mention I bought him a bed but as you can see form the pic it’s a dog bed as Bruno is about 13 pounds.  A huge guy and very affectionate.  He’s on my lap as I am writing this and wondering that when other women go thru breakups they get the house, the car, and I always seem to get the cats!  I think I have to stop saying I am not a cat person and start saying I am not a relationship person otherwise you can look for me on the next 20/20 crazy cat lady expose.  

Okay everyone, thanks for the support and talk soon. 

I got a call from where I grew up in Florida that my best friend from high school had passed away Sunday.   He was the first person I ever got high with, my prom date two years in a row and my first kiss . (He was gay but he wanted to show me how to kiss well- like a man.)  We used to design our own clothes and he bleached my hair white.  We partied every day and on weekends danced our asses off at the gay bars in Ft. Lauderdale. It was the 80’s and I had a fake ID, plus you could always get into a gay bar with a cute guy.  He was so proud of me.  One of the last times we talked a few years ago I told him “I’m a dominatrix” and he said “Of course you are.”  He loved what I did and felt partly responsible as we grew up wild, scaring the hell out of my parents. He went out surrounded by great friends and was extremely active up until the end, singing in a Baptist choir.  I don’t know enough about what went in in the last few years of his life but from gathering bits and pieces I have no doubt he made so many people laugh, and in high school I felt like his princess.  Once we went to college and he got a serious boyfriend (Yeah, not me) I stopped doing so many things we did. No more sunbathing in baby oil eating Mc Donald’s Ice cream cones, no more shoplifting, and no more crack (I only tried it once)  It was time to grow up, kiss a straight guy and remember someone who stood up for the gay kids that were having a hard time in high school, or at least told them which bars to check out. I’ll miss living in the same world.  I was so lucky to have him shine his light on me.

A few people have asked about the last shoot we did with Lana and the young lady she brought us.  Desiree will make her debut in Back to School by then end of the year on Girl Spanks Girl and here are a few pictures. She reminds me of Laura Linney. Good looking out, Lana. 

 ”When will my bottom be on the internet, Miss Lana?”  “Not until December. Please be patient.” 

EE4 is finally drawing to a close on Girl Spanks Girl with Snow Mercy getting her comeuppance as the icing on the cake and some funny outtakes as the sprinkles.  The folks who already bought the video from Shadowlane know what a delight it is to see Miss Snow get her exclusive education.  I must say she is one of the most versatile ladies in spanking modeling.

I have been a bit overwhelmed with animal rescue lately.  When I started helping homeless dogs about 8 years ago it was one of the things that led me to work in a fetish dungeon as vet bills are expensive.  Next I was producing so I always felt like being my own boss and animal resue were connected.  I rented a house with a big yard for two reasons- to shoot videos privately and to help dogs. Working with shelters and rescue groups this year has shown me how many animals needs homes in a time of economic crisis.  If you are thinking of taking an animal home for the holidays I send you the best wishes I have. I don’t really do hugs, I’m British - but thank you from the bottom of my heart. Try and remember when it seems like I am hustling my product to much, it’s for the dogs! (and the occasional pussy)

sent to the corner for messy hair 

Our revamped My Spanking Roommate is up so please check out the free spanking video showing off quite a few new scenes and characters. Chloe Elise and  Madison Martin are the stars of the current episode and we retooled the website a bit. Still a few modifications to be made on our design but enjoy the free clip. We have 38 episodes on Roommate and we started it Valentine’s Day of 2008 so plenty of content on that site and Chloe’s character evolution is a welcome addition.

I also have a fun interview up on Spank Place with some pics from my freind Alex George. Thank you A.G. and Mark Johnson of Spank Place who runs a really nice interview site. Please check it out.

Okay, I may be going to some cougar party tonight or staying home as many cougars do - paying bills.  I hope we all get to party at some point this weekend. Have a good one…